Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
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dickydickman 0
at least you don't gotta worry about her getting pregnant
Ilawlatu 2
My sister told my family she was bisexual a few weeks back. First thing my dad said was "That is hot."
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Comments (81)
bullrider92 19
What,has she never dated anyone?How well do you know her friends?Maybe she was just taking the quiz for fun.Ask her about it.
uprising_fml 0
she's your daughter, which means you need to love her no matter who she loves. she is probably really needing some support right now, so get off the computer, hug your daughter and tell her you will be there for her through thick and thin. it could be way worse, at least she's a good kid. or at least I'm assuming she is. good luck :)
LilyLovesYouLots 0
At least she was creative about it.
Leser98 0
Take it easy meany Head
devinewind 4
maybe she thinks you munch carpet and left the survey for you.
VenuzzRenee 4
That doesn't necessarily mean she's lesbian. Lots of teens, including myself, take those kind of quizzes just out of bordem.
kiwiwirox 0
so........wat were the results and please do answer back
scottwadd1 0
At least you don't have to worry about her bringing home a bunch of scum bag boyfriends. I hope my daughter is a lesbian.
randomreader2315 4
Why the **** is this an FML?
tj4234 36
I clicked YDI because this suggests that she finds you difficult to talk to.