Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
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dickydickman 0
at least you don't gotta worry about her getting pregnant
Ilawlatu 2
My sister told my family she was bisexual a few weeks back. First thing my dad said was "That is hot."
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Comments (81)
Mipz 2
People take those all the time. Are you sure she's actually a lesbian?
bullrider92 19
I know lots of people who take those quizzes and they are straight.
TwitchingNebula 17
Yeah the first thing I thought when I read this is what exactly makes her a lesbian and how is that coming out? Has OP actually taken an online quiz from what I'm assuming to be a social network? They're absolutely ridiculous...
IndiRae 9
Be sure that's what she meant, I took one of those once, for ***** and giggles, and it said I was. Which I'm not. But. Yea. Just make sure.
borkchop1992 15
i certainly am
fuzz97 23
And not a single **** was given that day.
skinthesnakes 6
so is she just a college lesbian or a real softball playing lesbian?
haleybby2013 0
Umm not all softball players are lesbians Kay thanks
TalkinSmack 6
Do u love her any less than before? If not, then why an FML, OP? It's not like u have to munch carpet, now u just know that ur daughter does
TalkinSmack 6
Fair enough, but really, regardless of how mom was told, it's not like who her daughter chooses to have sex with really affects moms life. So The daughter can't have biological children with another chick, but other than that, gayness will not affect moms life negatively.
KiddNYC1O 22
Really?
AnagenisisZagus 13
It's a fad, OP. Adolescents and young adults as well tend to fall with the crowd, and the crowd says **** smashing works, so let there be **** smashing. Parents tend to be unable to stop it, let it go. Although, it may be possible she has a preference of girls. Just approach the subject somewhat delicately, and discover a few things.
WCARlover 35
Well, it's better than a page of lesbian **** being left up..
HomeAl0ne 20
No, I don't think so.
WCARlover 35
Obviously most guys would say that. But as a mother discovering that her daughter watched it, I have a feeling that she wouldnt find it so "ballin"
perdix 31
Comments are deactivated. C'mon, you know it's going to happen any minute now.
KaintukeeBob 13
Why? There's been no hurtful speech, no insults being slung, no slurs being uttered. What I've seen so far is fairly tame jokes, outpourings of respect for the daughter for coming out, and fairly gentle admonitions of the mother for not seeming to be someone the daughter could tell face-to-face. The simple fact that a comment thread includes discussions of sexuality and sexual orientation does NOT mean it needs to be closed.
Sirin_fml 47
To be honest, there's more likelihood of me closing the comments because people keep missing the actual point of the FML than because of any non-existent hate speech.
Dalliance 4
I wish comments on this site would never be closed. An open forum is so much more interesting.
HumanWiki 8
How is this an FML? It's a sexual preference.. Get over it.
venstorm04 3
wow who cares if she is or isnt lesbien as long as she happy thats what you have to look at