Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
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dickydickman 0
at least you don't gotta worry about her getting pregnant
Ilawlatu 2
My sister told my family she was bisexual a few weeks back. First thing my dad said was "That is hot."
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Comments (81)
GameStreet 0
Hahaha that sucks.....btw FIRST
ilovetylerseguin 0
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at least she decided to tell you don't be too hard on her, it probably took a lot of courage to do that
CowOven 7
She could have lied about being straight for the rest of her life or come out.
Iamnotmyself 17
Exactly, I see no problem with this, at least it wasn't the way my parents found out.... Let's say Gary wasn't allowed in the house anymore.
IndiRae 9
Poor Gary.
flockz 20
really Iamnotmyself? who the **** is Gary you lying *****.
LiveLaughFML 10
no. i took one of those quizzes like 1 year ago. I'm supposed to be married to Justin Bieber right now (in June, 2011) and have a baby girl named Madison.
Iamnotmyself 17
-21 I was young and innocent! I thought all normal 16 year olds wanted anal! Turns out it was just me.
LiveLaughFML 10
flockz, don't you already know? Iamnotmyself is a two timing hoe. haha, that threesome I was considering? forget about it now.
Iamnotmyself 17
-27 NO! Ive changed! I promise it was one time!
LiveLaughFML 10
#32 how can I be sure? x3
Iamnotmyself 17
-50 I'll let you be on top!
dickydickman 0
at least you don't gotta worry about her getting pregnant
genesisnirvana 11
You gotta admit though,that is one unique way to come out.
DisturbedFacade 0
Wow that sucks also first! But being **** isnt bad I'm bi
blinkingstarlet 15
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she obviously felt that she couldn't talk to you about it, but couldn't you handle not knowing anymore. maybe if you were more open with her and supportive, she would have just come to talk to you in the first place. YDI.
Blackmail111 9
This isn't an FML wow you homophobic
ObeseKitten 0
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Omg next Sherlock Holmes here everybody.
MCVelvet1497 3
Did you take the quiz?
KiddNYC1O 22
LOL. You bet!
Glitterhinoceros 14
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Kids these days.
NoobHat 6
7 - I agree.
ariannaa_fml 17
You shoulda took the test to see who was the bigger lesbian.
Ilawlatu 2
My sister told my family she was bisexual a few weeks back. First thing my dad said was "That is hot."
KiddNYC1O 22
Well tell MacKenzie to be careful around dad.
genesisnirvana 11
Umm eww
KaintukeeBob 13
Why? There's been no hurtful speech, no insults being slung, no slurs being uttered. What I've seen so far is fairly tame jokes, outpourings of respect for the daughter for coming out, and fairly gentle admonitions of the mother for not seeming to be someone the daughter could tell face-to-face. The simple fact that a comment thread includes discussions of sexuality and sexual orientation does NOT mean it needs to be closed. Edit: This was supposed to be in reply to the comment below about comments being closed 'any moment now'.
glitterhell 5
That's so ******* creepy.
Ambient_One 15
Maybe sitting down face to face was too hard. I hate doing that, it's so uncomfortable.
alphabetsoup1234 13
I'd be disturbed if my family thought it was hot. But then, I don't think my family cares about my sexuality...or least I haven't heard anyone complain.
KiddNYC1O 22
Hard. Ha.