Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to end things with my boyfriend, thinking it would be fine since things have never been at all serious between us. He cried for hours before having his grandmother text me to say how heartless I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cold and distant with me, after holding me the day before and telling me to my face we were OK and that he wasn’t upset anymore. I tried to give him space originally but he insisted he didn’t need it. Now I just feel stupid. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a massive argument. I suggested we have a movie night. He suggested an all day/night Star Wars marathon. I’d be OK, if it wasn’t for the fact that we’ve done that at least five times in the last two months. He says I’m the one being unfair. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
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Top comments
bobsanction 18
I'm on your boyfriends side on this one. Anyone that isn't sad when the dog dies has no heart.
Glitterbaby2613 20
are you assuming that's what the problem is, or did he ACTUALLY say that?
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Comments (5)
bobsanction 18
I'm on your boyfriends side on this one. Anyone that isn't sad when the dog dies has no heart.
Glitterbaby2613 20
are you assuming that's what the problem is, or did he ACTUALLY say that?
wmayrhofer 18
Maybe it's time to upgrade your boyfriend.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
No, the bf needs to upgrade. The sappy movie things fine, the heartless not crying for a dogs death? That's psychopath shit.
Levi2411 41
I hate to say it, but as a massive animal lover, it'd be a no from me too. 😭
DarkAngelsBlade 25
No, they're right. Idc that you don't care for sappy movies but you're a cold heartless cruel bitch for not crying over dead animals.