Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML
Harsh
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Thanks for your input
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Don't do this to me
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Kicking me when I'm down
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
The high road
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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Livzii 5
karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her
kidcanada 4
What a dumb bitch. You should have sat on her
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Livzii 5
karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her
Iamnotmyself 17
You should have said "I'm sorry your boney fingers feel like pins, but no need to be jealous of us."
shybear15 0
It's okay to some people being bigger than a size 2 is " fat " ignore it
LiveLaughFML 10
no worries OP, at least you have natural fat tissues inside of you, while the rude bitch probably has to inject some kind of tissue inside of her(:
tatababe 1
I would have bitch slapped her and said at least I'm not some ugly mother ****** like her
genesisnirvana 11
"No officer, I don't know how she drowned."
goebsy 8
"Wow, you're a bitch AND you get into people's personal lives. Nice combo."
bizarre_ftw 22
Those seem like the makings of a ****!
Deamoner 0
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Fat people are ugly!!! Lose weight and become healthy and fit!!!
Deamoner 0
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108 - I realize it is by cool, but if op actually was fit, then why didnt the FML say... Oh I don't know, maybe op could've put "I'm not even fat, FML" as the last sentence. To me it seems like it's an FML because she is (not necessarily obese) overweight. Also, 'slim' does bot mean skinny or aneroxic. I for one an very healthy AND slim. So in the end, I am a jerk but I an not wrong either. Good day sir
123amanda123 14
lol I agree with 15 :p
SoccerRebel594 0
Sorry, but you are a dumbass and you're wrong. Being slim doesn't make you attractive, it makes you one of the luckier people in the world. I know plenty of ugly slim people, but also beautiful people who aren't deemed "slim". You may be slim, but you have a repulsive personality, which ultimately makes you unattractive to the nth degree.
bassoonist527 0
103- You're obviously not a very good person.
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
just because you are healthy and slim, doesnt mean you should be rude to other people.
shannonreneee 11
Curves are so much prettier.
Deamoner 0
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I'm kind to those who AREN'T idiots.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Brotip #965 Being attractive is not an excuse for being a shitty person
Jaimegirl 7
And that's what you call "a bitch"
tatababe 1
103- have you ever heard a guy say he doesn't like curves? How ppl want to look or already look has nothing to do with you
AriadneBelle 3
15 - So your response to someone insulting you is to turn and insult the person next to you? OP's boyfriend didn't do anything wrong, if anything, it sounds like he let her down easy. If you're going to zing someone, start with bratty bikini girl.
Neorecon19 18
You know what I find amusing? It's the fact that the commenters seem to find that the slim girl was directly involved with the break-up. Somehow I think that the gun should be pointed at the ex-boyfriend. Figuratively of course, since he obviously isn't worth wasting a real bullet on.
nadhirah 4
I hope it does. Cause some people can just be so mean and ignorant. It really disgusts me.
JustAnotherKid4U 5
yay! for brotips
nadhirah 4
103- fat people are NOT ugly. What makes a person ugly is his bad attitude and ignorance. Beauty IS skin deep :) and anyway, not all fat people are unhealthy. Some skinny people are sick too. It all depends on how u take care of yourself. Please don't be quick to judge. Though I understand that people on the bigger side do need to take care of their wellbeing. And so does a skinny person. Honestly , size doesn't matter. It's what inside does. I know this is cliche. But it's true. I just didn't really like how you phrased your statement. It just sounds so mean :(
weewee1 0
Fat=natural botox
drawmesunshine 17
I'd have wished ugly on her in her next life.
teeny54 10
okay this deamner dude of wtf ever his her name is is being a dick wad. Just cuz she didnt say she was thin maybe she esnt like a size 0 maybe she is an average HEALTHY person so what quit hating dumb ass
0opsie 6
Slim doesn't equal bony and sickly, just like fat doesn't equal lazy and unhealthy. If you're going to defend someone who's been insulted by their body type, how about not stooping to the same level?
white16sox 19
Deamoner just give up no one is agreeing with you and all your comments are being buried.
construction 7
man your logic is as retarded as your grammar... be quiet little one
tona01 16
186 although i agree with you, i think it is more of a 50/50 kind of deal, you don't flirt qwith people because they seem nice, i think that to get to know that person you need to find them atractive, but once you get to know them you decide whether you want to stay with them or not
TheeQuesti0n 0
amen
ItsTheKing 10
Jesus! At the beginning of the comment there were wins everywhere! Up until douchebag deamoner or whatever commented.
prince122 0
103 is right don't vote him down, if she is fat then why does she why is she posting this on FML. but I think she was going for the other person being nosy.
prince122 0
103 is right don't vote him down, if she is fat then why does she why is she posting this on FML. but I think she was going for the other person being nosy.
YessyxD 8
33 - YOU'RE AMAZING ROFLMFAO!!!!!!
limblessorphan 4
Stupid people are ugly! Drop dead and retract yourself from the collective genepool!
Duojet 2
There are many studies out there that say you don't have to be thin to be healthy. If you are a large person that is active you are likely more healthy than a sedentary thin person.
nadhirah 4
228- yes of course :) one has to be attractive. But beauty is in the eyes of the beholder :) it is one's responsibility to be attractive :) all rounded kind of attractive :) and just cause someone is fat, doesn't mean she can't be attractive. :)
shybear15 0
103 i know I'm kinda late but you need to get that stick out of your ass (if you have one) and live in the real world ... Kayy bye
grrrrimard 6
you probably have a small penis!!! soo why dont you grow some nuts and dont write hurtful shit
Deamoner 0
There seems to be something missing here.......
princesskiski 1
sure doesn't seem that way based on the way you answer
tona01 16
I never said fat people where unatractive or ugly, i just replied to the person who said that beauty is skin deep, i do agree with that person but i think they have to be atractive un the outside as well, every person has their own perception of beauty, it is what makes the world experience different to everybody
nadhirah 4
313-lol it's the same person silly! :p it's me :p anyway, thanks for your input :)) what you said it's right :) different people have different perspective :)
THETRAIN 0
103 you are breaking the rules of conduct questioning the grounds that this FML be classified an FML you sir should be banned and 125 like Julia Roberts
jajajapun 5
I believe health > looks, no?
smnvlily 0
well some ppl like me are skinny and can't do anything about it because I have high metabolism. I try my best to gain weight. so I don't think it matters if your skinny or overweight. it's who you are.
Dax_3 2
Case in point, Anna Nicole Smith. When she was heavier, it made her more attractive. Now she's just bony. I guess some people like that.
Shawtyy_95 0
STFU, whata bitch!
gogreen8856 0
ignorant witch!
neonsugarXx 0
Wtf?
bignate222 1
looks>health at least to a 15 year old
koolkat27 13
300- it could very well be your brain that's missing.
CalebEatsZombies 2
133 I'm healthy and slim but I don't make of people who are fat by saying lose some weight sure I **** around like that with my friends but I'm not gonna go up to someone and say "stop eating ice cream and cake it's bad for you" I'm not a douche. And also the correct term of fat is overfat and overweight drtp
Allyrocks113000 0
She's probably just jealous that you are not freakishly skinny or anorexic.... Skinny people normally don't have as good curves ;)
Drfucked 9
In the shape of a baseball bat.
kidcanada 4
What a dumb bitch. You should have sat on her
hello_jules 8
Haha.
flockz 20
it's ok OP, it's just sticks and stones right? and besides, those bounce off of you anyway so you're ok!
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
27- LOL
Frijolero_92 1
#27 sticks and stones may break my bones :D, but words will scar forever :(
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Snorlax style.
SoccerRebel594 0
She was in a pool, it would take too long to get out and then chase her down to sit on her. The laws of physics are playing against her here. I suggest waiting for her to get into the pool and then sink on top of her in the shallow end of the pool. "No officer, I purposely sat on the skinny bitch's head. I could not have mistaken her for a flotation device, nothing that small could save someone's life."
tehzilla 12
Although **** it, even if you stay 'fat' or whatever your entire life and she's forever the slender bikini wearer doesn't make her any better than you.
imlegend039 4
Haha good times
Drigr 9
89- don't talk about laws of physics if you don't even realize that fat is buoyant so it would be harder for a fat person to sink.
StoryOfTheYear 15
And then say--> Don't worry, Flat people are used to it 0.0
eminem8 0
65, that was just inspiring ;)
kevalanwilliams 0
Little in the middle but she got much back!
tatsmcgrath 4
#75 it's "sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me" ;)
white16sox 19
No you all have it wrong it's "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my foot will break your face." geez get it right.
Juggalette_623 9
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me; unless they are carved in stone and thrown.
cutiepie343 7
75 - I believe it's "Chicks in cones may give me bones, but words will never hurt me" :D
notsooperfect 0
Never trust the distraction!
agaba 0
Take the hint
WIZchild 0
Like a BOSS
haleyjoee 0
I would have punched her. Just saying.
mikara 4
wth? you shoulda fought her.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
Cause fighting her would solve everything. Are you in middle school?
white16sox 19
Thank you, Captain_Obvious, for making sense.
mangoboy1 19
Or sit on her.
bazookajoey 27
Well for one thing it'll teach her to think twice about putting down random people.
Yarrachel 16
Is that when you drowned her in the pool?
dickydickman 0
more cushion for the pushin right?
waldoo37 8
Disgusting! It's all about fit!
dickydickman 0
I like a girl that's filled out nice, not all skin and bones
anorexicbarbie 8
It's all about being healthy.
tehzilla 12
lul, appropriate user name ;)
RyanMacVey 17
loool im gonna ask sirin if i can keep my badges if i make a new account... ima kinda proud of them, which sounds sad but i dont have many achievements :P
Drigr 9
fat chicks ate like scooters. fun to ride until your friend sees.
MrPibbXtra 0
Fat girls are the way to go, the bigger the better
youliketacos 0
Time to slap a hoe.
abceasyas123abc 12
It's a great way to shake all the dirt off.
koolkat27 13
8- I jizzed in my pants when I saw ur pic
Glitterhinoceros 14
Suffocate her in a damn beach towel
slushpup9696 12
Or, sit on her.
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ Irony is when everyone says the way to get revenge on people who stereotype fat people is to sit on them
WIZchild 0
A beach towel...they were at the pool but i see what u were gettin at al sharpton
Glitterhinoceros 14
Yes, a beach towel. People aren't going to bring bath towel to a pool, and I've never heard of a pool towel.
celticsfan69 0
I like the idea of sitting on her
mikechez29 4
^ cuz your an idiot.. Your proving what StoryOfTheYear was saying
ariannaa_fml 17
Did you undo her bikini top?
KiddNYC1O 22
That's flattering.
ariannaimelda 7
Hey! This doesn't have anything to do with the FML, but we have the same name and spelling 10 :D
chickenwalrus 14
61, this also has nothing to do with the FML, but every time i see the picture that you have your profile picture as, i smile a little bit
AyeeArieel 5
106- Mee2
thewife5 19
#10 the conceded B!!@/ would have liked that;/
courtneykinz97 5
Well she's a bitch.
sunlovinmama 1
Talk about adding insult to injury.. Props to you OP for calling her "slim" and not skinny or something ugly after her rude comment.