Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
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dickydickman 0
at least you don't gotta worry about her getting pregnant
Ilawlatu 2
My sister told my family she was bisexual a few weeks back. First thing my dad said was "That is hot."
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Comments (81)
alisakittykat 0
LOL even though I'm straight I always take quizzes like that to kill time :) she prob just forgot to close the window
Iamnotmyself 17
-42 You can be on top this time.
upwardSpiral 4
or she's a lesbian.. either way her mom should be happy. it's still her daughter
physicist48 0
Don't be hard on her. She's still your daughter whether she is attracted to men or women.
IndigoAcrylic 9
Dude!! Be nice!! Telling your parent, you are gay/less is not the most easiest thing to do. Be happy she now admits it, & by the way... The feeling of coming out... It's like ecstasy. YDI for not bring supportive /:
ArsenalFan12 0
could be worse
cowboys357 4
That's so awesome.
tehzilla 12
When I first read this, I thought it was the daughter's point of view and the mother had passive aggressively prompted her to take the quiz.. not the daughter coming out in this way! No FML that I see here, sounds like any nervous person who has to come out to their parents as gay, too bad the mother saw it as an FML moment, though.
moonglow93 4
At least she came out to yu !!
Petronix 5
At least she racked up the courage to do so. How the hell is this an FML?
upwardSpiral 4
haha well that's an interesting way to do it. but be glad she had the courage to say something at all.
gingerftw 0
So is she a lesbian?