Anonymous
How the turntables…
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
The L word
United States
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
imafunguy
United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
LesboLover
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Anonymous
Latrobe, United States
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Username
Netherlands
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Anonymous
United States
Identity politics
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
Anonymous
Keeping up
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Anonymous
Fairfax, United States
The old switcheroo
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
thefmlman2011
Brisbane, Australia
Know this of me…
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
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TomeDr 25
Projection is weird, isn’t it?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
So she hated herself and took it out on you because you were brave enough to come out of the closet and she wasn't. Seems legit. Bullies, deep down, are big cowards.
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TomeDr 25
Projection is weird, isn’t it?
Chazzster 32
I was going to also add that the most homophobic are usually fighting their own impulses.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
So she hated herself and took it out on you because you were brave enough to come out of the closet and she wasn't. Seems legit. Bullies, deep down, are big cowards.