Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, my brother asked me how to block someone on Facebook. Seeing as how my brother never asks me for anything, I took this opportunity to help him. He then blocked me. FML
Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
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youliketacos 0
You should have been like "Just kidding.. My brother told me to tell you he's grounded."
playboybunny195 0
This made me lol, but totally sucks! That'd be so embarrassing!
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playboybunny195 0
This made me lol, but totally sucks! That'd be so embarrassing!
Iamnotmyself 17
Well now you know they're both gay! Or am I jumping to conclusions?
theaws0m3guy 4
YDI so much....how do you not see your brothers name? Or all his friends? When you message someone, your name is right by the message...
LiveLaughFML 10
haha i can just imagine OP walking back inside her house in slow motion while the song "Best Thing I Never Had" plays in the background >:D
humorizer 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Lucky guy. I wish I had a female stalker. :/ Well, I actually do have a couple on FB, but they just joke around about it. :(
titopei 0
Are you sure they're joking?
sandi315 0
Remember remember the fifth of November
genesisnirvana 11
Umm I'm pretty sure that bawlerr75 is a female.If not then my drag detector is broken
genesisnirvana 11
Crap wrong comment.
123amanda123 14
lol that's funny but horrible for you :(
Leota_fml 5
I didn't think about it.
Jvr91 8
45 what?
YayorNay 8
Both 95 & 89, it from a movie, it doesn't have anything it do with the post.
number0 8
The 5th of November reference is from V for Vendetta.
bawlerr75 9
Awkward....:/
genesisnirvana 11
The awkward excuse that OP had to come up with.
sandi315 0
What's up with ur pic? Ur a guy and dressed like that now that's awkward
genesisnirvana 11
Umm I'm pretty sure that bawlerr75 is a female.If not then my drag detector is broken
leearm104 4
lol yeah I'm pretty sure it's just a not very lady-like lady
DudeBTM 8
How did you not know?
eminem8 0
swag
ledstratdak 0
yes indeed swag
BB_ava 0
OP, if you look at the top left-hand corner of every page it's not hard to tell whose Facebook it is! YDI.
cowboyhater4ever 0
OP could have been on the Facebook app, or the mobile version. Her brother could just have used her phone, but if it was on a computer then YDI.
youliketacos 0
You should have been like "Just kidding.. My brother told me to tell you he's grounded."
IndiRae 9
And say it was because he jizzed in his pants..
youliketacos 0
Oh yes, that too.
WOGBRO 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
While grandma was walking around with her thirty year old boy toy.
mikentrigger 4
Usually I love a good FML reference, but only when it's good, and only when it's remotely relevant.
GigaPudding_fml 24
That's actually a pretty legit excuse, too bad you usually come up with them when it's too late though
IndiRae 9
Holy ****. I can't even think of something witty to say I'm laughing so hard.
IndiRae 9
Oh I'm sorry, I must have not heard the 'comments must have a point and please everyone' rule over all the ***** I don't give.
airforce987 20
mega-pwnd
ItsTheKing 10
Epic Win.
number0 8
+1 internets
goldenone 2
she has been put. in her place, well done
JeffreyLH 5
Nicely said!
ariannaa_fml 17
Just go with it!
Neorecon19 18
Somehow I feel she should of screamed/yelled "Recognize my feelings damnit!" and ran back indoors.
peacelovepugs 7
Omg I loved the movie just go with it
birds_fml 7
This is the best FML I've ever read! :D
Glitterhinoceros 14
It's a trap!!
austin0023 0
You made my day
knights95 9
Your day must really suck
sheethapins 13
ifunny misses you.
ItsTheKing 10
-59 Pwnage
danielreader22 4
Today's lesson: ALWAYS LOG OUT
NabbdjuretPerry 0
Its more FML for the girl...
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
um... shouldn't the lesson be "always check if you're logged in"?
danielreader22 4
19- Yeah I know but if the brother had just logged out then OP wouldn't be in this mess.
zoobfml 2
general akbar: ITS A TRAP
upwardSpiral 4
1. that was a pathetic failure. it's ADMIRAL Akbar(sp?) 2. this was irrelevant to the FML. good job sir.
EmilyJoSmyth 4
Ha! Owned