Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I found out my mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a girl in high school. I didn't date anyone in high school. Apparently, guys never asked me out because my best friend told everyone that I was her girlfriend. I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, my dad has “accepted” that I’m a lesbian, but can’t seem to understand why I can’t just ignore that part of myself, marry a man and have kids, and never talk about the "lesbian thing" ever again. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
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rotflqtms_ 21
At least he's supportive just in case you ever find that you are in fact a lesbian. It's good to know that you have family who'll support you no matter what.
shannon2348 14
So tell them you're not. I'm not really getting the problem here. Atleast you know they'd support you if you were. You should appreciate that.
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rotflqtms_ 21
At least he's supportive just in case you ever find that you are in fact a lesbian. It's good to know that you have family who'll support you no matter what.
shannon2348 14
So tell them you're not. I'm not really getting the problem here. Atleast you know they'd support you if you were. You should appreciate that.
Mungolikecandy 19
It is nice they are supportive of you and trying to find you someone. There are far too many who reject children for being gay (even if they are wrong in their assessment that you are a lesbian).
BurnInDemonFire 39
At least you can still be friends. If you want to add extra benefits down the line, that discussion can happen later on.