Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML
Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
Double life
Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Disconnected
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
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ck12 0
Was leaving the browser open on that website one of the suggestions?
Dimaranien 1
i think she just did...
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Comments (79)
DisturbedDriver 0
Well an affair technically takes place during marriage. She might just be visiting out of interest. Women...drama queens...-_-
Dimaranien 1
i think she just did...
Cre6rul 0
Well she wants to come clean thats a good sign. Give her a chance.
MusicMans 0
Find out if shes cheating and if so, dump her like a bag of shit
xMooMoox 0
Tell her "Oh good! I wondered why you didn't ask about the herpes I gave you from Stephine!" With a huge smile on your face. Unless her name is Stephine lol! She will get it checked out and realize neither of you have herpes, unless you do lol
djkazic 5
What just happened here?
ck12 0
Was leaving the browser open on that website one of the suggestions?
Boomi 39
It could've been, actually.
Whiz_boy 0
She might have been trying to see if you were stalking her... If that was in her history, she's got her answer now... And you are single, FREAK!
capslockisgood 19
Looking at internet history that may be of a shared computer= Stalking?
RhapsodyEternal 0
5 and 9... precisely :)
24788 7
Wow, girls really research this.
lich_fml 0
why were you checking her history? i hate when guys do that. Like, even if you thought she was cheating, ask. Don't do that. it's kinda dumb.
conrad150295 0
I get the idea he had no clue, and by using his girlfriends computer (whether at her house to use youtube or living with her and using the same computer) he came across it
ThatGuyWithHair 0
What a smart idea. Ask! Really? Ask? Are you stupid? If someone was cheating on someone why in the world would they confess that they are cheating. Idiot.
starberries 0
If she was looking at a site about how to confess, it's a good bet she would own up if he asked her.