Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
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dickydickman 0
at least you don't gotta worry about her getting pregnant
Ilawlatu 2
My sister told my family she was bisexual a few weeks back. First thing my dad said was "That is hot."
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Comments (81)
TheLastChild 8
I think she did the right thing by telling OP, and I hope The FML is not that her daughters a lesbian, just that she came out in a really weird way.
burningpassion69 6
why the he'll would you care if she's a lesbian or not just accept her for who she is
MikeM27 6
just because she left the site up means shes a lesbian?
mama8809 0
Shes trying to tell you with out any conflict she loves you just be happy that she told you and don't be ashamed of her that's your baby girl no matter who she dates
Sirin_fml 47
Hi, we're closing the comments on this one since a LOT of people seem to misunderstand the FML. Please see comments #29 and #78 for the actual point. Give us a little credit; we don't tolerate bigots of any kind on our website, period.
glitterhell 5
Why is this an FML? What about your daughter's orientation makes YOUR life suck? She probably came out indirectly because she was afraid of you have a negative reaction and you're just proving her fears. - A lesbian who came out to her mom via Facebook message out of fear