Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste. Since I don't know any Celestes, I told him that he had the wrong number. He kept calling for her. Apparently he can't take a hint that she didn't give him her real number, and I get to deal with him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML
Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
When I ever I get unwanted calls I pretend to be a guy. It really scares them away.
lidemocr 0
the fact that he's drunk and calling repeatedly is no doubt a gigantic turn off though
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Comments (52)
RetroXI 4
lol fyl....i feel very bad for op for the simple fact I've given out the "wrong" number to people also...so I can only imagine how it feels :/
marcranger 29
that's why you need to have an emergency backup number at all times, like a restaurant you don't like or a psycho ex.
aardvarkish 17
The psycho ex part sounds cool.
CitrusGirl 0
#1s comment sounds very arrogant...
bowchickawowbone 0
Say " This is Celestes, now **** off."
unfortunate_13 5
i don't understand why people do this... just grow some balls and say "i'm sorry, but you can't have my phone number"
dre_bro11 12
89, OP could also just give the rejection hotline instead. More fun that way.
lbf_fml 0
****** block that dudes number. duh.
bowchickawowbone 0
Say, " Hey, this is Celestes and this is my address. " and give him a false address. See who he reaches then. :D
L3Paparazzo 7
ignore call lol
pancakerocks 1
they would just call back over time it gets really annoying and if u can just get thro to them then its better
liquidfireKAN 0
or give another number and say, oh celeste moved, here's her new number:p
xxdamthatsuxx 0
Cann you see my comment.. I'm a first timer
mygreenhoodie 0
but 2 that would make too much sense
mackalpha 0
yur hot!
Jessica Carey 11
more like block the number
MyMuse7 0
call him by another name and annoy him :)
playboyintown 4
date him, check him out ! you never know he could be your dream man ! i met a girl i dumped in the same way ;)
lidemocr 0
the fact that he's drunk and calling repeatedly is no doubt a gigantic turn off though
itsbrookebixch 0
Ew, maybe if she's desperate enough, but when people call my phone with the wrong number I don't ask them out on a date. i hang up. Lmaoo.
bubble25_fml 5
no, what op should do us start messing him, y'know, cause he's drunk and all.
playboyintown 4
sadly that works only if you are good at talking :)
briidontgive_ 0
Whyd you have to add that you dumped her ?
playboyintown 4
coz i am a playboy :)that's like my job and i love to do that.
ydi_4_suking 20
yea the dumping her part is pretty irrelevant. but its weird. hi is joe there....no sorry wrong number but want to go out?
playboyintown 4
or did you call earlier or am i mistaken ? to start a conversation ?
zanysage 0
show off.
playboyintown 4
proud.
Bofferding_fml 6
playboys always end either single & depressed or they start to finally understand that they should move on and start a real love life. I had a childhood friend who was very self-centered playboy, always got the girls, was happy like that, but turns out he got depressed and was more and more looking for love. (often indicates a relational problem with his mother)
ritchgirl1 0
agreed agreed agreed. you go guys!
zDylanz 6
Agree with 15...
luda2300 0
pretend to be Celeste & tell him that your changing your # & give him someone's # you don't like. Then change your #. Problem solved!
ShadyFTW1 0
Why the **** couldn't she just change her own number and then be done with him? logic fail.
bubble25_fml 5
because it's funnier to pass the bug to another person, duh!! TROLL FAIL!
barrelracer10 0
Why would you change your number after you already gave him another number, stupid.
bubble25_fml 5
obviously so that he doesn't come back to troll on you! I bet both of you guys have never pulled a successful practical joke before...
luda2300 0
lmao thank you bubble25 well said...some ppl just don't have a good sense of humor
ckyorelse 18
pretend to be Celeste and tell him to get a life
KiddNYC1O 22
That would get Celeste killed...
sublime420 11
I tried that once. Someone texted me asking for Jerome to play basketball, so i tried to organize a drug deal. :D
miss_fab 0
block the number
sgenfkshe 5
block the number dingbat. lolll sorry tho op
itsbrookebixch 0
That's what I'm sayinnnn!
zowieandzander77 1
You can't block numbers on all cell services. AT&T for example--all you can do it set that number to a silent ring tone and hope they stop calling.
RedPillSucks 33
Really? I thought all carriers had this feature.
sgenfkshe 5
no you can block numbers....
jess6blondie9 3
44. I have AT&T and I have a few numbers blocked. You just can't do it on your phone, you have to go to the store, or your account online.
TaylorKunishi 0
hahaha Dingbats!!
docscientist 10
My sister tried to block her insane ex's number and AT&T claimed they couldn't do that so she had to instead change her number.
DarkJoy_fml 5
I used to work for a cell phone company (Virgin Mobile--if you've heard of that horrid company), they do not have that feature. I have Verizon currently and I don't believe that feature is available on their network (I could be wrong though since it has been years since I wanted a number blocked). I just want to reiterate that not every cell phone carrier has that feature.
memo619 0
should of told him you used to be a man and have a 8 inch wang, man repellant for sure
zebragirl75 0
hahah! that would worrkk.
sweet_candy_ 17
When I ever I get unwanted calls I pretend to be a guy. It really scares them away.
bubble25_fml 5
I'm pretty sure it must be easy for you... BURNNN!!!!
deputy_g 5
she has a really girly voice
playboyintown 4
i wonder what if she impresses a gay with her sweet manly voice.
persianjr 15
wait. how do you do that? you must be able to make your voice go pretty deep. lol
deputy_g 5
her voice is girly and sweet and pleasant