Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
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Top comments
CalCommando 6
Ding dong, the mood is dead...
kaprookie 3
Should've gone pull my **** and then qweefed.
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Comments (220)
lovejdbieber 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Got a real keeper there
imnotonaboat 0
You should of farted too..
kaprookie 3
Should've gone pull my **** and then qweefed.
AnonymousTroll 2
I don't see why he needed OP to pull his penis, I pull my own all the time.
tona01 16
Imagine how sad would ot be to yell pull my penis alone in your house, then pull it yourself, fart and last but not least giggle like a maniac.
GameOver008 1
What's with the negativity people?!
RavagedSoul 0
What's with the first 7? (not sure) comments thumbed down
Jaxx66 21
Why is everything thumbed down??? Holy crap it's a conspiracy!!!
reaxion 25
40: Therein lies the reason why you'll be forever alone!
urdirtyolduncle 15
1- I thumbed you down just because of your usersname and profile picture.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Why is almost every comment marked as spam?
erfia712 1
Change ur profile pic #1
killersexy 1
**** jb
ImFrackinBored 13
So many thumbs down !_!
Panic_Moon 4
Wow. Kinky.
DynamicDave 11
*fap fap fap fap fap* ...oh... Just me and Panic_Moon then? *zips pants back up, slightly embarsssed*
RedPillSucks 33
*realizes pants are on backwards and zipper is in the back*
KJON 0
I would have hit the Dutch oven on you.
MrKlutch 1
Ur an absolutely idiot
KoolKidFly 0
Hope he hasn't had beans recently...
ScaughtieHolden 11
How'd you fall for that?
rachel_potter 13
If you don't understand then your probably too young to be reading this
AthleticSwaqq 8
36- according to yours and 5's profile, #5 is older than you. It says he's 16, and yours says that you are 13. So, I wouldn't say that he was too young to be reading this, I think you are. He is older than you..
zstarlin100 0
Yea cuz people never lie about their age online...couldnt possibly happen..right?
CryMoreFMLs 15
36's profile says she's 20 to me O_o Odd. Either changed it, or 36 isn't human.
CookieMonstr19 0
Hi
13FTW 9
86, #36 is not human she's.... *puts on sunglasses* Stoooopiiid. YEAAAAAAAH
AnonymousTroll 2
111...no, just no.
OriginalimoaN 15
But seriously, she deserves that for randomly agreeing to pull his dick in the first place!
SystemofaBlink41 27
111- that comment has so much fail on it, it's sad
batman1024 0
yea u might wanna fix ur age cuz it just looks retarded. way to go... u just made an idiot out of urself
suxs4ulol 22
its a penis, not a finger
UrLyfSuxx 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm guessing you stopped ?
Buttsexpirate 9
That's ****** magic! He's definitely a keeper OP.
Buttsexpirate 9
Jeez I love how like the first 20 comments are just all rated down. It must be a conspiracy!
AnonymousTroll 2
There is no ******* and there is no magic...I don't see your point.
Fenthik 4
Conspiracy? No. Tons of lame unoriginal comments? Yes.
mama8809 0
That's just nasty hope you stoped
CalCommando 6
Ding dong, the mood is dead...
The_Troller 14
It took 9 comments before anyone could make a good one? That's just disappointing, but congrats on being the first...
CryMoreFMLs 15
What the **** is with all these buried comments? It's like people read shakespeare and left the forum looking like the end of MacBeth. (reference)
grmnxsensati0n 4
seriously what i with all these comments...
Buttsexpirate 9
You sir are the one exception and I bow my cheeks to you.
Notime4bull 4
9 can definitely entertain a kid at any age (reference)
CalCommando 6
Wow... i must be amazing or something. Or they all suck eggs. Probaby both. xD
Vball6 19
Way to kill the chain of buried comments. :)
j_cat187 20
It's like an ocean of negative comments
ceepevoy 0
Epic battles of history!!! Dr. Suess!!! vs.!!! William Shakesphere!!!! BEGIN!!!!!
hardonforjesus 10
Next time, smack it
KJON 0
That's when you get penis slapped