bad date
Bennet, United States
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
j4
United Kingdom
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
beta
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
steak through the heart
El Monte, United States
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
waterspike
France
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
OhDear
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Say hello, wave goodbye
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
wolfwolfy
Canada
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
anonymous001
Toronto, Canada
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Tonight on First Dates
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Top comments
Snackycake 20
What a charmer
raauul_4 5
Looks like he won't be getting it in.
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Snackycake 20
What a charmer
22cute 17
Thats not a date; that's a taxi cab!
Jonkbaby 23
dump his as!
shjenn 7
what a gentleman.. shoulda given him some spit soup ;)
Drigr 9
50, I understand you are referencing another FML, but in this case it really doesn't fit.
nirvi 3
Marry him!
JackeeDawn 9
What do you expect? Gas is ******* expensive.
Cowboy1986 4
Wow!!! He's a genius if you actually did it , but if not what a dick move
ucoolgirl31 20
She did actually do it. Because she said "made me pay." I wouldn't have done it. It's a dick move either way..
XtraXtra00Table 6
I agree with ucoolgirl
Quidikic 9
Well 54, the FML does lack information, but think about this. They might have went somewhere a 30 minute drive away, and most likely at night. Then your date says he will only drive you if you pay him. What would you do? And of course no second date.
yoursucklives 36
no second date for him!
onlychildFTW 34
Well gas is expensive these days. I know it costs me $1.58 cents/L an I have an 80L tank. So I can see why he'd do it from a economical point. But asking your date for that is a tad strange.
Calyx_fml 22
We can assume that he didn't want a second date.
raauul_4 5
Looks like he won't be getting it in.
br0ccoli 15
If he did, she should charge. It's only fair.
Cowboy1986 4
Ass, gas, or grass
Apple_2404 11
He's definitely a keeper......
Apple_2404 11
Sarcasm clearly.
putloginhere 6
Oh really? I didnt notice... (sarcasm)
william8691 10
You both fail at sarcasm lol
hockeyoceancity 13
35- Oh i know that was sarcasm because those two did such a good job at being sarcastic!
Andrew910 5
Did he have one of those taxi things that tell how much money you owe him?
melrose90210 10
A meter?
Andrew910 5
Yeah I forgot the word
SpartanMerc 18
You need a date with a real man...
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Yeah, she does. Clearly this guy is just a douche.
TrueTriage 16
With as many douche bags that are out there it's getting tough for people to find a "real" anything
SpartanMerc 18
nirvi 3
Love the comment number 55 above
themarshal_fml 6
Unfortunately, "real men" are found in the friendzone.
Shrike 24
Words of a bitter virgin. Creepy weirdos and idiots who can't be happy unless they're ******* someone are found in the "friend-zone". Some other guy lucked out. Quit bitching.
Shrike 24
Personal experience listening to the kinds of people who bitch about the "friend-zone". No more stereotyping than TheMarshal's comment, my friend. In fact, it's actually LESS of a sweeping generalization.
cupcake2991 4
Yeah right. Guys keep themselves in the friend zone. If you want to date her, grow a pair and tell her. Or you can keep complaining.
JEHughes 13
Amen to that 84. Every good guy is in the friend zone and then they bitch about not finding a good guy.
pengin 13
I call bullshit. My bf is a "real man" and a legitimate "nice guy"--- but you know what? I actually liked him AND he had the balls to ask me out and he doesn't wallow in this self-pity bs all these "friendzoned" guys complain about.....
blackman100 20
#129. **** you bitch. We are all proud of you and your boyfriend. But ask your best friend that is a guy that youve had for a while and is not your bf if he has or had a crush on you. I bet you he will say yes. If you dont have one or he happens to be gay, you would obviously have no idea about the friendzone and have no right to ridicule friendzoned peoples.
jessesgirl14 16
24- Calling the guy a douche would imply he could get near a ******. But I doubt he was able to
zainrock 2
Shouldve caught the bus or called a cab and sent him on his bike... What a tool
yoursucklives 36
and i always thought the first date was about making a good first impression...
xXxIracebethxXx 14
It doesn't really say it was the first date, though.
yoursucklives 36
yeah you're right. anyway, now all his chances are gone!
Nooblah 15
He was showing her his marketing skills.
thiscrazything 1
Charge him double for wasting your evening with such an asshole.