j4
United Kingdom
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
beta
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
wolfwolfy
Canada
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Tonight on First Dates
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
OhDear
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Anonymous
Saint Paul, United States
Dash and dine
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Paranoid
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wait, what?
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
nikkei
Bullet = Dodged
Today, while paying for dinner, my card declined and my date immediately left. The waitress then ran my card again successfully. FML
bad date
Bennet, United States
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Top comments
TiiBags 15
Well shit, and they didn't even buy you dinner first...
ScottVining 21
If they gave you their real name you should report them to the police.
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TiiBags 15
Well shit, and they didn't even buy you dinner first...
adkim78 17
What?
MrSassypants 34
#8, you haven't heard? It's common courtesy to buy someone dinner before you mug them. It's in the mugger's handbook.
Duckzy 16
What an inconsiderate criminal not even treating the victim to a meal first...
americanafrican 32
that sucks you had to pay for your own dinner op
shadowofbong 16
#42, pretty sure paying for the mugger's dinner stings much more
Econforthwin 15
Could you imagine if the mugger had said, "you use your credit card for dinner and I'll give you the cash"?
yumyumpower 16
First comment
TiiBags 15
Nice try buddy
kaablam 17
I hope the table conversation was worth it.
garebear61 14
I am going to assume it wasn't.
Kazze 31
"So, what's the darkest street you have to take on your way home?" ... I would imagine it didn't make up for it.
ScottVining 21
If they gave you their real name you should report them to the police.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
I'd report them even if OP doesn't have their real name. Since they were on a date, OP at least has enough to give a great physical description, if not their real name/what car they drive/etc. The fact that the "date" put on a front like that instead of just mugging the OP outright is concerning. Glad you're physically safe, OP!
surranger 19
chipmunks
cocacola999 27
If OP is lucky, the restaurant might even have CCTV, at least at the entrance.
CurvyisCool 22
Was he handsome?
CurvyisCool 22
That is a good point. Was he/she/they good looking?
Emmiii_fml 18
Knowing OP's gender still wouldn't help. They could be attracted to people of the same gender :)
1dvos_grl3 21
I don't think their looks really matter in this situation..
fabulouskenaz 6
I think their looks matter so that op can describe them
garebear61 14
Something tells me whether they are attractive or not, mugging is a bit of a turn off, unless you're into that sort of thing I guess???
SirMichael 13
@14, Yes but since only 5-10% of the population are gay it gives you a pretty good shot at guessing correctly.
CurvyisCool 22
Yeah, I guess that was a stupid comment.
eyebrowzzz 21
I'm so very sorry
confusedAsFuck 34
Why? Had you something to do with OP being mugged?
Likian5 26
Now that's a whole new level of a sad excuse for a human being...
jagma_fml 14
At least you *probably* have all the info to get them arrested though, like contact details, description, etc..?
russiancat464 12
i got mugged when i tried to buy weed...it sucks haha
19990231 29
Ydi
royal_ranger 12
#19: Dat profile pic always makes me laugh lol
Wolfparable 22
Yep definitely deserved it
HeartYou101 31
Wow, we got a badass who buys weed over here guys...
kaet 21
you're not buying weed right if you have to try
Colon_Man 17
I once had a guy pull a gun on me and asked if I had any last requests. I asked if I could have his gun. I got it at a steal. *didn't really happen
RollingCakes 21
I'm really sorry OP, that sounds terrifying. I wish you lots of luck for your future dating experiences, although I understand that must have been traumatizing, so it might be hard for you to get back out there.