bad date
Bennet, United States
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
j4
United Kingdom
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
beta
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
steak through the heart
El Monte, United States
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
waterspike
France
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
OhDear
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Say hello, wave goodbye
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
wolfwolfy
Canada
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
anonymous001
Toronto, Canada
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Tonight on First Dates
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
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Snackycake 20
What a charmer
raauul_4 5
Looks like he won't be getting it in.
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craphappened 4
So you got yourself a gigolo?
forever_born 6
Your picture alone gets a thumbs up! Go kitty's!!!
Disobey_fml 13
Gigolo is a male prostitute.
mariah_victoria 0
Tis simply a prostitutional man. ...aka a man *****. ^^
tygerarmy 35
You could've not paid him or not gone out with him, or charged him double for your company.
yoursucklives 36
i'm all for splitting bills etc. but if he doesn't want to pick me up for free, i'd rather take the bus or drive myself.
mrsayuso 0
Or not go out with him at all?
darkgodxvx 4
No, yoursucklives just isn't a cheap mooch. She has pride in her ability to support herself and doesn't need to rely on a man (or woman) to pay her way. Independence is the term. Kudos yoursucklives, that's what equality is all about.
fmessiah 19
Do you live a long, long way away or some other reason?
22cute 17
Oh, yes, I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason for his behavior. Don't be an idiot.
fmessiah 19
I didn't say anything about 'good', I was just trying to find a possible reason for such disgraceful behaviour.
SamanthaCassieL 10
Wow. Rude much. If you can find in his comment anywhere he pointed out any kind of comment or thought on the behavior (good or bad) then ill take back my rude comment, and I will personally deliver you an award for seeing words that the rest of us can't see.
Calyx_fml 22
The reason is its Nebraska. Driving anywhere in Nebraska is dull enough to require compensation.
nancyschmancy 9
I hope you told him to bend over so you could shove the money in the slot.
bigzic 2
You are that bad of a date he made you pay him??!!?!?
draklin300 3
He can just know that bayback sucks.
Transform 3
He's obviously a keeper. (note sarcasm)
ManInTheMachine 20
That's obviously an overused statement. (note overused)
HerrBawl 4
Did your "date" happen to drive a yellow vehicle and stay in the car while you went inside?
LedZepp1971 0
No I don't think she's dating a school bus driver.
ajruok 8
did it hurt?