Today, during my sister’s baby shower, my 3 year-old daughter choked on a piece of food. My sister got upset because this apparently attracted a lot of attention from the other guests, and called my daughter an “attention whore” for “choosing today of all days to make a damn scene.” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister refused to come to the hospital with the rest of my family to visit my new baby. Apparently, I’m an "attention hogging slutbag" because I "chose to go into labor" on her birthday. FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, while planning my baby shower with my mom and sister, our other sister made a huge scene, screaming how no one threw her a party when she adopted a baby, and that my parents should stop referring to mine as their first grandchild since she already gave them one. A puppy. She has a puppy. FML
Today, my in-laws came for dinner. My 5-year-old son chose that as the perfect time to say, "Good girls always swallow!" when my daughter coughed up some of her food. I have no idea where he heard it, but my mother-in-law blamed me, and my wife had to convince her not to call CPS on me. FML
Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML
Today, I got guilt-tripped into going to eat with my parents and sister. My sister bit into a spicy pepper instead of a mild one, and thought the perfect response would be to shriek, moan, cry, and throw herself to the floor gagging. No she’s not allergic, she’s just a drama queen fishing for a free meal. FML
Today, I went to visit my mom and my 3-month-old sister. I picked the baby up, totally unaware that she had just eaten. As I went to give her a kiss, she vomited straight into my mouth. Let's just say she wasn't the only one who puked. FML
Today, while eating breakfast in a hotel lobby, the woman next to me started playing an obnoxious clip of a baby’s high-pitched crying. The worst part is that my parents refused to let me do anything about it or step away from the loud noise, as they thought it would “embarrass the whole family.” FML
Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML
Today, my sister in law threatened to call CPS on me because I “starved” her children when they spent the night. I didn’t starve them. I made an actual home cooked meal instead of the microwaveable or fast food crap she constantly feeds them. They chose not to eat and threw tantrums instead. FML
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Razath 17
Don't you just love it when people show their true selves so you know which people you can spend way, way less time with without feeling guilty about it? And hey, witnesses abound to boot, so noone can blame you for it!
FluffythePink 23
Your sister's a psycho and everyone saw exactly how much of one. Hope little one is ok and seriously consider never speaking to that nasty bitch again. 🫂🫂
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Razath 17
Don't you just love it when people show their true selves so you know which people you can spend way, way less time with without feeling guilty about it? And hey, witnesses abound to boot, so noone can blame you for it!
FluffythePink 23
Your sister's a psycho and everyone saw exactly how much of one. Hope little one is ok and seriously consider never speaking to that nasty bitch again. 🫂🫂
Doom_Kitty 14
yeah...she maybe shouldn't have kids. Also you shouldn't let your kids alone with her in the future. And also....what a horrible person. I hope your daughter is okay again :)
EricW 4
baby showers are for dumb people anyway…
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'd like to give your sister the benefit of the doubt and say that her pregnancy hormones are what caused such a reaction from her, but I'm guessing she's just showing her true colors and she's a typical Karen.