Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Say hello, wave goodbye
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Tonight on First Dates
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
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Snackycake 20
What a charmer
raauul_4 5
Looks like he won't be getting it in.
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Comments (165)
Wayne913 13
What a dick. Those are the guys that **** it up for nice guys.
SLC_grumpypants 5
Wow!! I'm very frugal but I would never do that. That is horrible OP. You can do so much better.
brickuhbracka 5
Sounds like a real keeper!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Uh...he "made" you? Did he hold a gun to your head and threaten your life if you didn't? You should have said no and ran. And if he made you pay BEFORE the date began, I would have said screw you and not gone with him. If this didn't happen until after the date, I would have jumped out of the car and ran back to the house, then slam and lock the door. I hope you didn't actually give in.
jaystreet46 4
Did you put out?
srs26 9
Chivalry really is dead
jessmariee 7
Uhm douche bag.
russfml 31
Hey, do you not know how expensive gas is? Lol totally joking what a tool, he sounds like he really knows how to impress the ladies :)
DruggedUpMonkey 1
At least he didn't ask you for a tip.
worldclassrager 41
gas money?