bad date
Bennet, United States
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
j4
United Kingdom
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
beta
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
steak through the heart
El Monte, United States
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
waterspike
France
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
OhDear
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Say hello, wave goodbye
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
wolfwolfy
Canada
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
anonymous001
Toronto, Canada
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Tonight on First Dates
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
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Snackycake 20
What a charmer
raauul_4 5
Looks like he won't be getting it in.
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noisebox 1
Charge him 4 wild thing activities ( if there r any)....
TacoBelle 8
Think about all of the time you saved by figuring out that what a complete douche he is now.
pengin 13
Ahahaha what a loser. lmao well atleast you know early enough to not waste your time with him, he basically did you a favor coz you know straight off what a dumbass etc that he is. It must've been awkward at the moment, but seriously sounds like a hilarious story to share later. XDDD
sharod101 5
Bet he made you pay for his meal too, aye? What a tool, leave him
DrBlack 9
Uh 'made'? You can just refuse you know?
calliefornia2 3
Hey, gas is expensive these days!
Chandler1Bing 0
There are other ways to pay him . . .
HungerGames95 13
He's just not that into you
jordansoriano 0
It's a recession
melrose90210 10
Gas, grass, or ass!