Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and a new expensive dress to impress my boyfriend. When I got home I asked him if he noticed anything different about me. He looked at me for one minute before asking, "Did you finally start using Proactive?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
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AliSama 17
that was mean. women get facial hair, it is life. If I had a gf and if she had it. i would not care, unless it bothered her. I would compliment her on her haircut. i would be looking into her eyes anyhow and not notice much^_-
squelette_fml 0
actually, females probably shouldn't shave their facial hair cuz they'd get stubble...wax is good
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AliSama 17
that was mean. women get facial hair, it is life. If I had a gf and if she had it. i would not care, unless it bothered her. I would compliment her on her haircut. i would be looking into her eyes anyhow and not notice much^_-
Shots_HK 0
Didn't they say that Aids was passed to humans from a guy who liked apes?
amerrah 4
i agree. and after waxes on sensitive parts ie the upper lip, it gets a little red a bit swollen, an it usually lasts all day. so that mightve gave it away.
mells105 0
YDI for be a hairy! I've been waxin' that shit since I was 11 ok
InfiltratedMind 0
"if" is the keyword....
RayMo_fml 1
hahaha that was mean ! (:
Hiphopopotamus 0
Wow, if you can tell you have a mustache, shave it as soon as it's visible. I can't believe you let it get that noticable.
amerrah 4
poppin of the top of this esophogous. @ yout name(: anywaysssss. shaving makes it thicker. thats why ladys wax. and it leaves your waxed area red and a bit swollen.
Grimmerie 31
no it doesn't. the follicle is too deep in the dermis to be affected by shaving. however, slicing a hair removes the worn, tapered end, causing the remaining hairs to appear coarser.
squelette_fml 0
actually, females probably shouldn't shave their facial hair cuz they'd get stubble...wax is good
Hiphopopotamus 0
Yea, should have said wax. As a male I am used to saying shave :O.
AliSama 17
#2, #4 thanks. lol. No i live in this world. Being who you are and helping people is more important then getting a gf. If i luck out and find the right person who will work with me as a team. Where we will hopefully live a happy productive and satisfying life. then so be it. If not i will do what i need to do with my life. I don't care about being in the friend zone because, i would rather have a good friend for life, who will listen to me when i need it and help me in return. Rather then act like a monkey in heat and loose them. #3 *blush* thank you for the compliment. I hope one day for humans to learn that respect is earned by giving it. Common courtesy is king. We are all human and all equal, while social trends may come and go. Just look at the crazy hair and etc of the past few decades. Wish it enough and you may get more and more men to pay attention^-
Ashleexx 0
your sweeet (:
superpoptart 24
My ovaries exploded
nobody_special 0
Hey, at least you know he can notice little details, right? ^_^;;
greenman_fml 0
after that comment, i believe AliSama's' life is destined to be more f****** than miss mustache's. i foresee a cheating wife who tells you when to shit and when to wipe in your future. back to the FML: he noticed didn't he? isn't that what you were going for? guys make offhand comments without thinking, get over it.
Vball6 19
I hate it when someone "foresees" someones future, and list out all the negative things. Makes you sound like a dumbfuck.
Cloudy_fml 0
#16 If "facial hair is for dudes", then why do so many women get it? Durrr...
Diabeetus 0
Hey AliSama, know how I know you're gay? You like your women with facial hair.
InfiltratedMind 0
I lol'd
AliSama 17
#19 no. I said i would not bother her about it. I have seen girls with facial hair. it;s not even peach fuzz. Easiest way to get rid of it is with a cotton thread that can be used to pick at the hairs. it doesn't hurt as much as waxing and lasts as long. I said i would not demand she change it for me didn't say i would like it. i would definitely not call it a mustache etc nor bring it up in a conversation when she decided to wax it. that is rude and mean.
Shots_HK 0
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