Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
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Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML
Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my father lectured me on the “sanctity of marriage” while his third wife bawled in the corner. I'm just gay, not a raging cunt. FML
Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
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Top comments
KingLewisII 34
No humor like dad humor
VonBlitzkrieg 27
If he thinks it's gay for a son to love his father, he either had a bad childhood or he's got some backwards-ass way of thinking.
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Comments (67)
mike2014d 3
somebody is having a bad day
ishchandan 14
Well, are you?
vikky538 29
just don't take it too deep...sorry OP
davincidasecond 24
I said that to my dad once and all he said was "thanks son", but his face showed that he returned the sentiment. I'm sure your dad loves you as well, some people are just weird with affection.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe next time
lisslyi 19
You're such a sweet son! He's lucky to have you :)
bjg1009 3
Sweet sentiment but some dads are just weird about stuff like that. He's probably just bad at being affectionate and joked with you out of discomfort. When my dad's in a bad mood I always suggest going to hit some golf balls or tennis balls together, always lifts both of our spirits.
magicstar49er 5
Wat a jerk thing to do. If he was being akward he cudve just given u a friendly punch on the shoulder
Omniprism 15
I would have said no but so what if I was and I was just trying to make you happy you jerk and then walk away.
StellaNox 16
I fail to understand that over 2000 people pressed the YDI button. How is telling your dad "i love you" and he calling u gay YDI?
someguy314159265 15
Because OP should have left him alone. If I'm in a bad mood, I don't want people to bother me.
TallMist 32
YEAH, OP! What #65 said! How DARE you try to help your dad feel better?! BITCH! YDI YDI YDI FOR TRYING TO BE KIND TO YOUR PARENTS AND TELLING THEM YOU LOVE THEM!!! (If you can't tell, this is sarcasm)