Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
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ohhhsnapple 14
You're his only child that YOU know about... Surprise!
TrueTriage 16
You could respond by breaking down and saying your dad is a lesbian.
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Comments (73)
chris4u2nv5 19
Oh gosh. AA time!
omgitsmoe 26
Maybe he have a second wife and a son and he is gay?
K410 18
Hope he didn't propose to you too lol
dmahen 10
Could it be that he'd thought OP was a guy all along, hence why he would think she were gay?
TheCanucklehead 22
45 it's as if he never changed ops diaper..good parents...probably why he's on the floor drunk
jondivey 9
she should have beeeeen a son.
xenmarkal51 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe he's actually gay.....
eriksen 16
Read, woman!
Jeffo193 13
#5, it could be #2 was referring to the father?
ohhhsnapple 14
You're his only child that YOU know about... Surprise!
NinjaBunny026 16
Oh snap!
rg350dx 29
Crackle!
GothicAngel95 16
Pop!
webbface 25
Rice crispies!
ikilledaman 9
I can't believe that just happened
iAlissa 34
Now I'm craving obnoxiously loud breakfast cereal
Treveyon56 14
Thanks a lot people now I'm craving a rice crispy treat. Can even read fml without being made hungry.
Catkam623 27
Worse can't eat while reading fmls that make you hungry cause of the horrors on the next page.
triplebeerox 27
Maybe this is his way of telling you that you have a gay brother...
joeyl2008 29
Maybe this is his way of telling you that you are a gay boy
TrueTriage 16
You could respond by breaking down and saying your dad is a lesbian.
xAkonz 10
No, your mom is a lesbian.
ThatPlankton 15
No, you're a towel!
horneyhic 15
Wanna get high
150493x 29
Maybe the drink has just made him incredibly confused and disorientated. Try talking to him when he sobers up to find out what he meant!
T1A2Z3 35
Maybe he got way too into a show?
imabassist 23
Congrats on your estranged gay brother!
bettyboop428 24
This could be a sign he is leading a double life with two families. Does your father take long trips by himself, maybe for "work"?
RedPillSucks 33
Time to check the birth records and look around for any suspicious hormone treatments lying about.
soullyfe 33
Seems more like an FML for your unknown brother... "Today, my father found out that I'm gay. His reaction? To get drunk and cry on a bathroom floor, all while telling a sister I never knew I had. FML"