Anonymous
News to me
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Anonymous
Newport, United States
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
not gay in AL
United States
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Anonymous
Free speech
Today, my dad thought it would be appropriate to get drunk at my wedding and include in his father of the bride speech all the very bad things I did as a child, before I got the psychiatric help I needed. My in-laws were giving me death glares, and his nana yelled, “Shame on you!” at me. FML
Anonymous
Highlight of the wedding
Today, despite his promise not to, my dad got completely shitfaced at my wedding reception. When we found him, he was passed out on the toilet with his pants down, penis out, and he’d shit all over himself, the toilet, and the floor. I thought I could trust him just this once, but now he’s dead to me. FML
derranged
China
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
shades
United Kingdom
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML
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Boyufd 25
A) could've happen before the quarantine but just got posted now B) video chat
LauraLaik 15
Maybe they’re not in quarantine. There are countries that aren’t on lockdown, you know ?
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Comments (7)
avertle 9
Weird to be having a wedding during Quarantine 🤔
Boyufd 25
A) could've happen before the quarantine but just got posted now B) video chat
LauraLaik 15
Maybe they’re not in quarantine. There are countries that aren’t on lockdown, you know ?
slowhandjp 18
Japan isn't on lockdown.🙋♂️🇯🇵
RichardPencil 32
You'd better keep an eye on your new husband!
Nhayaa 21
So technically he didn't tell you but everyone in the room... 2 birds 1 stone, right? But, I think you don't really decide on when you're gonna come out. At some point you just have the guts to do it no matter the situation, especially for previous generations of people who had to get married and have kids because it was not accepted at all. It can be akward but it is what it is.