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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I've been "spending too much time at the bar." I've been sober for 2 years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Morganville, United States
Play it safe
Today, my girlfriend of three years dumped me because my refusal to go out drinking or get wasted at parties with her makes me "too boring". Thing is, I'm a recovering alcoholic. I'm over one year sober and I don't want to risk relapsing again, yet she expects me to choose between my health and her idea of fun. FML
j……
United States
I need one
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
sober
Hillsborough, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML
Anonymous
United States
Twist in my sobriety
Today, my group of friends officially cut ties with me. According to them, my girlfriend "has me whipped" and made me "boring", all because she helped me break free from my alcoholism and finally get sober (two years and eight months running). They told me to call them when I'm "ready to be fun again". FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Anonymous
I was the bullet in the relationship
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
Anonymous
Christchurch, New Zealand
Major red traffic light
Today, my long distance girlfriend of almost two years broke up with me because I didn't like her drinking and driving. Her reasoning was, "I don't go out that often so what's the problem?" or "I'm safe when I drive drunk." Yeah? How many drunk drivers thought the same then wrapped their car around a tree? FML
Anonymous
TW: The final straw
Today, I broke up with my long-term boyfriend, because his alcohol problem is so bad that he drank his way through an old bottle of Tequila, which belonged to my mum, and that I'd kept after she committed suicide. FML
Anonymous
The hustler
Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
Anonymous
Three days?
Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Top comments
Carmen Michelle Rybacki 4
so where have you been 🤔
Phil 14
I'll venture a guess, and say that she's the one who's been at the bar, and is using that as an excuse.
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Comments (8)
Carmen Michelle Rybacki 4
so where have you been 🤔
EmDizzle2007 28
good question.
EmDizzle2007 28
good question.
Phil 14
I'll venture a guess, and say that she's the one who's been at the bar, and is using that as an excuse.
slym12312425 9
if you were spending a lot of time out with the guys and ignoring her, then it's your own fault. from what's here though, it sounds like she was just driving for an excuse. if that's the case, sounds like she didn't really pay attention to what's going on with you and you dodged a bullet there.
KittyMack 13
Try not to be too sad about losing her. She has to be a gigantic asshole to toss out such a weak excuse. Brighter days are ahead buddy! PS Congrats on your sobriety! Two years is impressive. Keep on treating yourself well.
RichardPencil 32
Good luck with that soda water addiction! They don’t have an “anonymous” group for that, as far as I know.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
soooo she's benn cheating and wants to get out with her pride intact