Today, being my usual clumsy self, I slipped on the stairs and landed on my tailbone. Hard. Now, I can't even sit up. I have to drive to school and sit on a very hard plastic chair for four and a half hours tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML
Today, after I fell on ice twice hitting my tailbone last week. I'm in excruciating pain but can't get out of work, no internet for over a week so I can't do college work, a guy ran into my car, totaling it. it's 20 years-old so insurance probably won't give me enough to replace. Bad luck comes in threes. FML
Today, I went to sit on my bed in the pitch black and I somehow completely misjudged where I was standing in the room, so I missed the bed entirely and sat down on thin air. With nothing to stop me falling, I landed full bore on my ass and felt my coccyx snap. FML
Today, I fell and fractured my tailbone. I just healed from my last tailbone fracture 4 weeks ago. FML
Today, I somehow miscounted the steps on the staircase I've used multiple times a day for 20 years, then fell all the way to the bottom. Doctors say I fractured my coccyx, which is basically the ass bone at the bottom of my spine. I can neither sit or lie on my back for at least 6 weeks. FML
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
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Tsukiruka 12
Please go to a doctor. I ignored the pain thinking it will get better on it's own but once I finally went to a doctor I found out that I had fractured my tailbone and it healed in a weird way and it's better to just get used to the pain for the rest of my life. Another doctor suggested surgery though.
Ellimac21 14
You may have broken it. Go to the hospital.
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Comments (9)
Smithworthy 20
You may have bruised your tailbone, I would consider seeing a doctor, even if it’s expensive
Tsukiruka 12
Please go to a doctor. I ignored the pain thinking it will get better on it's own but once I finally went to a doctor I found out that I had fractured my tailbone and it healed in a weird way and it's better to just get used to the pain for the rest of my life. Another doctor suggested surgery though.
Ellimac21 14
You may have broken it. Go to the hospital.
skippydoda 32
1. Doctor 2. Butt doughnut
1gullible_bugger 34
Bring a donut to sit on.
jbuckets_404 39
"Butt" you mean the jelly-filled kind though, right? (The powdered sugar ones leave too much of a mess all over.)
1gullible_bugger 34
well I was thinking more of the air-filled kind, but whatever floats your goat. Haha
AmbrosiaFan 19
Small blanket or pillow to sit on.