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Today, during my annual performance evaluation, my boss responded to my career goal with, "Pfft! That ain't gonna happen." FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Let me guess: the goal was to "stop showing up to work hungover on your day off"?

Either your boss is an idiot ... or depressingly prescient.

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Either your boss is an idiot ... or depressingly prescient.

Let me guess: the goal was to "stop showing up to work hungover on your day off"?

Prove your boss wrong, OP!

ohsnapword 21

"Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Being your boss."

Well, at least he's honest.

On the plus side, you can now comfortably do the bare minimum required of you without worrying that you’ll miss out on a promotion.

Just keep trucking OP...you’ll get there...set him straight..

Omfg!! you must work for a non profit with government grants like me!!

Step 1: Find a new job. Take however long you need to, and pleasantly put up with whatever nonsense you have to at the old one in the meantime. Step 2: Wait until your boss asks you to do something important. Step 3: Tell them "Pfft! That ain't gonna happen." Step 4: Leave, with a spring in your step.