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Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML
Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Today, after a 7-year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
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Top comments
Jatok 17
I mean, Pink Ranger is pretty hot.
MikuandKaito 24
I kind of want to ask about the details, but at the same time I really /don't/ want to know.
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Comments (23)
Jatok 17
I mean, Pink Ranger is pretty hot.
RockPrincess26 16
Haha! Loser!
tj4234 36
Bit rich coming from someone with the name "Rockprincess"...
RockPrincess26 16
You're just jealous. And you probably have wet dreams of them too.
MikuandKaito 24
I kind of want to ask about the details, but at the same time I really /don't/ want to know.
Razell 13
... any one in particular, or all of them? /questions that really don't need an answer.
IamComrade 16
I had that dream 20 years ago.
flamingarrow59 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I dont see the fml part here
Anju182 3
my very first sexy dream a long time ago involved Jessie and James from pokemon
PenguinBitch 44
It's morphin time ;)
Riles Breshers 1
yowza
Druu 53
<Breathlessly> It's morphin' time! Geeze it's huge. WE NEED MEGAZORD!