Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Can't be unseen
Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML
Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
Top comments
DanniMal87 3
Well are you paying rent or bills??? No? Then let the damn man free ball in peace! Go Dad!!!
bellakaykid 6
Many people feel that way, I'm assuming. I know I- never mind.
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Comments (104)
VampObsessed 16
My dad has been doing that for my whole 21 years and prolly more. Totally normal.
colorblindguy 0
It dads a smart man
legresley85 1
Maybe he is hinting its time for you to move out!
brick_man33 14
sounds like a TOGA party!
ecascio2010 9
Well he's right. He can do whatever he wants in the privacy of his own home. Go to another room or go somewhere if you don't like what he does. Stop complaining about it.
bizarre_ftw 22
decide the same thing, call it a form of chicken! who will back out first?
flex_dexter 4
like a BOSS
iloveshim 14
Well, duh! Doesn't everyone's fat, protruding father do that these days
UNI_cornZ 6
If my dad did that I would have to cut my hands off and put knives in my eyes. Well I would have to put the knives in my eyes first. Then I would have to get my naked dad to help with my right hand because my left hand would be gone. Or I should just move out.
babyygirl19 0
Well it's nothing like he's showing his penis to someone he dosent no .. Just to his family