Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook to show everyone how bad the break is. Nobody even asked me if I was OK. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I broke my arm because my fucking ass friend pushed me off the stairs, and while I was in pain and was screaming, no one helped me. The worst part is that it happened at school. FML
Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
Today, at a party that was pretty big, I thought it would be funny to photobomb a photo. In doing so, I slipped over and snapped my arm in. I may now have to get surgery. The good thing is I made a hell of a photobomb. FML
Today, I was sitting on park bench eating a sandwich when suddenly the bench broke and I fell and broke my arm. FML
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narrowords 18
The question is... What else have you posted on Facebook for attention?
melbournearsenal 18
Obviously your not ok, you broke your arm !
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Comments (268)
DanniMal87 3
Attention seeking *****!
alliewillie 22
^ this. "just to show everyone how bad it is. No one even asked if I was ok". You're one of the people I hate on Facebook who uses it as a narcissistic playground to tell the whole world (which doesn't care) every moment of your mundane life. Get over yourself.
sbharani96 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe they didn't see it? I doubt that you didn't get any sympathy just because no one likes you.
J3R3MYY 14
Must I keep saying this? Your popularity status should not be measured by how many friends or likes/comments u have on FB. What is this world coming to?!?!
ArcadePie 10
Dont be an attenion seeker op
muzy 23
I bet if your mates saw you outside they would definitely have commented on your misfortune.
changesinme 0
Maybe you can ask that creepy security guard to 'kiss it better'
firefail1031 0
Why does everyone need Facebook to validate their lives? God, why don't you go and SEE your friends like normal people do.
J3R3MYY 14
26- Gingers have NO SOULS!!
AssTard 15
Get the **** over it.
tweetbaby14 18
26, the term is attention *****.
Horcruxer 0
Maybe the thirsty seeker forgot to put a comment with it. Something stupid like, "Aw I broke my arm :( at least it wasn't my good arm lol"
holllla_fml 3
No, they probably saw it and thought, "Ew, that attention ***** posted again. She deserves a broken arm. Time to finally get around to de-friending her." Ydi OP. Also, breaks don't look terribly awful on x-rays. I just fractured my radius all the way through and chipped ...
holllla_fml 3
Phone made me make a new comment? Anyway I also chipped my ulna and the x-ray was seriously unimpressive. Hopefully I get my cast off Monday
ArcadePie 10
^^^ cool story should get it published...
EpicSquishii 21
#3 -I also think it's strange that nobody said anything. I recently had surgery to remove an insertion from my arm, posted a picture of the surgeon holding the Implanon with her forceps, and said something along the lines of "Who just had this removed from their arm with no pain medication? This kid. Swag." As a joke, and a good number of my friends liked it and/or commented to say "ewww what the hell is that?! I hope you're okay!" Even though I wasn't posting it for sympathy. I just posted it because I thought it looked cool. I guess everyone's different though....
blushy 14
want a spotlight too?
Jenniie14 5
Attention ***** ??
Torva_fml 16
Oh soooo close...... Just a couple seconds.
melbournearsenal 18
Obviously your not ok, you broke your arm !
TheMaster15 10
Next time she should break her backside, then creepy security guards would ask if she's okay.
kjcookie10 9
#4 is right! You're not going to be ok after you break a limb! The better question for them to ask would have been "Are you feeling any better?"
mancool124 4
op is one of thise people that craves attention its an ugly trait
Drnightingale 4
I broke my back, I was still Ok.
danny1023 0
U broke an arm??? How did u survive??? I hear .9 out of 10 people die from that!! Gee wiz All your friends r jerks for not rushing to your aid
iluvhobos 5
Obviously YOU'RE not okay either.
downtime 13
...So 900 000 out of a million people die every year from broken arms? Shit. Broken arms will be challenging cancer for the highest death rate soon...
akallaan 7
Are you ok? :P
Torva_fml 16
No! They broke their ******* arm!
nava1210 12
Are you feeling any better..?
datguyuno 5
Attention seeking ****
yahoowizard 16
Nope, can't ask that yet. We just see the pictures first
Shelta957 13
Aww poor baby
nicknamekenny 1
74- I wonder why
ohmygoditsnils 0
Totally agree. He/she posted the photo JUST FOR EXTRA PITY POINTS. PATHETIC.
J3R3MYY 14
Maybe ppl are stupid and didnt know what it was. Gotta think of the postives :)
Torva_fml 16
Having to assume that everyone is retarded is good? I Just.... I don't even know how to.... **** this, im leaving.
RadPenny 6
How is that a positive thought?
22cute 17
Maybe all of Op's friends have real lives & don't hang out on FaceBook looking for attention.
narrowords 18
The question is... What else have you posted on Facebook for attention?
YtotsDI 0
She probably posted about her one night stand with the Unicorn named Jared. Don't ask how I know this but let's just say I know a little elf named Lucy. :3
robertlovespi 3
I agree... attention ****** always get pissy when something they post on Facebook doesn't get the attention they crave.
juwood 7
My cousin posts similar topics all the time. It's annoying if overdone.
YtotsDI 0
Yay!! I got thumbs up for once!!
Horcruxer 0
I posted one pic of me at the gym for fun. Got some good feedback tho.
Jamialia 5
Attention Seeking: You're doing it wrong.
mojjo21 4
The real question Is will it blend?!
cradle6 13
If you posted it on Facebook most people can reasonably assume you're at least alive.
xbrit551 13
And now OP is getting the attention he/she grave through FML.
lissalove17 8
12- If they're posting on Facebook, they're a bit more than alive. They're alive and at least conscious.
Mister_Triangle 21
"literally justs died gaiz lol"
xipher1231 3
Awww poor baby do you want me to kiss your boo-boo?
BeefyQueef 5
Somebody quick! Get op her bottle!