Anna
United States
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
pantsareathing
Elliot Lake, Canada
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Good morning to you all
Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML
meeeoow
Australia
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Username
Canada
Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
mbesameh
United States
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
IAmACoolCat
United States
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
hannahg
Romulus, United States
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
my poor eyes
Danville, United States
Can't be unseen
Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML
disturbedtosaytheleast
Canada
Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
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DanniMal87 3
Well are you paying rent or bills??? No? Then let the damn man free ball in peace! Go Dad!!!
bellakaykid 6
Many people feel that way, I'm assuming. I know I- never mind.
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samanthajonesdru 1
I do agree that it is fine once the child hits a certain age, and this could be him trying to get you out. Unfortunately I had a step dad that decided it was ok to do this since I was 5. That is not okay, since a certain something is right at eye level. Needless to say he was a pervert in other ways, and I left when I was 16. OP get your own place and you can hang naked too.
desireev 18
My dad used to tell me "This is MY f*****g empire! I can let things swing if I want! YOU get a job and support the family and pay ALL the bills, then YOU can feel the breeze! Until then, move out of the way! The Pats are playing.."
IKickPuppiesHard 16
That is just down right hilarious! Your dads a boss!
desireev 18
Yeah.. That's my Dad! Lol He's a boss.. And he damn well knows it!! Haha
chels1994 11
He wouldn't feel the least bit awkward? I don't even change with my dog watching....
OfficeNinja 5
Well....I guess he can!
frokeyman92 9
Like a boss
geod69 8
Good for him
fishfingers 5
Bahaha, that shit's only cool when your kid is 18, because then they can just leave
KiddNYC1O 22
Easier said than done.
lovelife_1284 3
well... it is HIS house
bizarre_ftw 22
where does the mother fit in this?
dhardesty23 8
his house his rules. I mean you can't argue with the law of manhood
hateevryone 15
many people feel that way. especially if they live alone.