Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Can't be unseen
Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML
Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
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DanniMal87 3
Well are you paying rent or bills??? No? Then let the damn man free ball in peace! Go Dad!!!
bellakaykid 6
Many people feel that way, I'm assuming. I know I- never mind.
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Comments (104)
possiblelozer 4
Fight back by turning the ac down way low! I'm sure you can think of other ways too.
JoePoeMoeFoe 1
I feel your pain. My overweight father has been doing the same for years now... It's not really a sight I enjoy seeing =/
samntack 1
thats probably more of a hint for you to move out more than anything... just sayin
asherm 15
Yeah uncomfortable when you're a girl I imagine. He hates your friends and does it so they won't come over. I didn't live in naked house, but an ex did. Imagine the weirdness when I went w/ him to visit his fam. They weren't naked but his mom had bathrm door open and he was in there talking to her. Uh seriously?
rogue2888 4
Wow, you are a messed up individual
rogue2888 4
Free balling yeah
iceroyalty1984 14
Embrace it! I'm always sans pants at the very least and it's a much better way to live life. Stop being so uptight.
rogue2888 4
I wish I knew you
mckibben 7
Clothes are over rated anyway
stallion420 0
True story 'tips glass for a toast'
stewpididiot 11
Take down all the curtains and wash them and/ or send them to the dry cleaners !
ALLDAY88 8
If he pays the bills, he can do whatever he wants.
waterlilyxxx 9
I had an uncle that did that..wear a blindfold..it isn't that bad!