Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
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capthavoc123 0
Now you can do what you should have done months ago and call a plumber.
micery 0
If that were to happen to me, i would feel like the faucet was laughing at me and planned the whole thing. lol
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Comments (41)
missxmelon 0
Ouch...
justmeagirl 0
oh no! I hope you're ok... and that's hilarious.
CitizenSnipz 0
Sell the idea to a sitcom to afford a fixed faucet.
daydreamstar 7
*hands you ice pack and aispirn (sp?)* hope you feel better soon!! this is cringe worthy.. eeek.
allymarcos 0
asprin? pain meds? ya .. u didnt spell that right :-/
PhasesPhantom 22
But you couldn't even spell you write.
mancuneanway 14
Right*
kendralover661 0
ooo... you must be in alloottt of pain. sorrry!
JokingJoe 0
FAIL...WIN...FAIL AGAIN
micery 0
If that were to happen to me, i would feel like the faucet was laughing at me and planned the whole thing. lol
jessxoxo28 5
y dont u try getting the thing fixed?
dedicated 0
xD I modded this one
luvuall 0
-gives cookie-
capthavoc123 0
Now you can do what you should have done months ago and call a plumber.
EMR_fml 0
Why call a plumber and pay a hundred dollars? Fix the faucet yourself. It takes 15 minutes and can be done by a mentally challenged 10 year old.
Mx718 0
Are you feeling okay? The sink is bad, but you hitting your head on a sink is a tad worse.
TheLoneWolf87 4
Leaky faucets can cost you 3000 gallons a year. Get that shit fixed.