Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
Today, my grandma took it upon herself to give me the sex talk. After explaining the mechanics in excessive detail, she said I shouldn't be afraid to sleep around. Apparently, I need to be comfortable with the man who'll be "conning me into blowing him for the next 50 years." FML
Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste." Gag me. FML
Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
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tj4234 36
I'm interested to know, what was new to you?
OysterPearls 33
You can't Google what you don't know you didn't know.
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Comments (95)
StickyPickles 33
Maybe she's just a freak in bed and that's why it's new to you. .
cheyy_xox 10
Take it as a blessing in disguise. You are more knowledgable now from the experience. I say be grateful. ☺️
mattrd_fml 31
at least you learned some new things op!
Meettitan 14
First, a man and a woman fall in love. Then the man farts on the woman's strange, filling the woman's strange with air so that the woman can queef on the man's face. And, a baby is born.
leogachi 15
That's hilarious. I was watching South Park when I read your comment.
RedPillSucks 33
Is this really an FML if you actually learned something?
RandomUsername88 24
And this is why we need sex ed
ChloeMeyers_Xo 16
The more you know the better you are. Nothing wrong with some friendly advice.
jat_fml 3
ill bet it was depress twisted bdsm seen the bloody ball before,horror
jat_fml 3
...........
maharb01 17
So you learned that the clit is real. . .and the female ****** is the real myth?