Today, it's the last day of my girlfriend's "dream vacation", which I broke the bank paying for. She's spent almost the entire week laying in bed, listlessly playing Pokémon. She won't even talk to me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, we are on our honeymoon, at a beautiful resort, and my wife has been in bed crying for two days. She won't talk to me, and every time I come in, she sobs harder and starts hyperventilating. This can't be a good sign. FML
Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML
Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
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spinningrecords 14
Dump her, it will only get worse. She has fantasy life expectations and will never be happy with real life. Years down the road She will want to move on be cause you didn’t meet her expectations, just like this vacation.
Sonotsuave 37
So if she didn’t chip in or contribute to any of it, either financially or doing some cooking, shopping, something that benefits both of you, but was the one whining and begging for it, dump her now before things get worse. She’s either an ungrateful bitch that’s taking advantage or she’s testing you to see how much you can do for her, but either way, she’s not going to treat you like an equal. And that’s coming from a 28 yr old female as myself
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spinningrecords 14
Dump her, it will only get worse. She has fantasy life expectations and will never be happy with real life. Years down the road She will want to move on be cause you didn’t meet her expectations, just like this vacation.
RichardPencil 32
Sometimes being a successful pedophile isn't as sexy as it's cracked up to be!
Sonotsuave 37
So if she didn’t chip in or contribute to any of it, either financially or doing some cooking, shopping, something that benefits both of you, but was the one whining and begging for it, dump her now before things get worse. She’s either an ungrateful bitch that’s taking advantage or she’s testing you to see how much you can do for her, but either way, she’s not going to treat you like an equal. And that’s coming from a 28 yr old female as myself
Marcella1016 32
She has an addiction. She needs to realize that and get a handle on it. I did the same thing on an international trip I took solo, with ******* Clash Royale of all things. I realized I needed to rein it in and have worked on it since. Your gf may not realize it now, but she will come to regret it. Hopefully you guys can get through it together and she’ll be able to move away from her device. She may need to talk to a professional or find a support group. Or she can channel it into a new hobby or find a way to limit her playtime. In any event, good luck to you both and I’m sorry you had to go through this - incredibly disappointing to say the least.