Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
Today, my grandma took it upon herself to give me the sex talk. After explaining the mechanics in excessive detail, she said I shouldn't be afraid to sleep around. Apparently, I need to be comfortable with the man who'll be "conning me into blowing him for the next 50 years." FML
Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste." Gag me. FML
Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
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tj4234 36
I'm interested to know, what was new to you?
OysterPearls 33
You can't Google what you don't know you didn't know.
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Comments (95)
Merylwen 24
Just because you've had sex does not mean you had a decent sex education.
AyeJay101 25
Go try the new stuff :D maybe it'll spice up your sex life!
CupOfCoffee 14
I think we need a follow-up here!
Saraishi 25
You can be sexually active and clueless. Losing your V-card doesn't make you a sage about all things related to sex, so don't worry about it OP.
scmactor12 1
I have a feeling the coworker was trying to give a hint to op of what they want done
Hop6e 22
Frankly idc what was new or why you got it, all that is important is obviously you needed it.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Then I'm not so sure you should have already had sex, if that much was new.
AnonymousZOMBIE 12
this is why there are so many teenage pregnancies... they don't even bother to get informed well enough before having sex...and then they start asking the government for money, and crying , saying that they are too young wanting to abort, when they were to stupid to even wear a condom in the first place.
newyorkcityguy 9
How is this even possi-- oh, you live in Texas lol. Nothing to see here folks, just another sad outcome of the southern education system, where the only sex ed one receives is "be abstinent"
SouL_WraitH 12
lol can i have the number of the co worker?