jared77
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
airplanes-suck
United States
The talk
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Advice time
Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML
Anonymous
United States
Make it stop, please
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
Gemma
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
PPP
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Anonymous
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks mom
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front of at least a hundred people who will very likely be sharing the transatlantic flight with me. FML
ReallyMom
Shawano, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
Top comments
shybear15 0
It's okay... at least she's not constantly asking if you're gay... Mine does
SugarCrazy 14
You should've brought headphones to tune her out...
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Comments (140)
RainbowFormation 0
FYL :(
CattyPurry 0
that's better then her sitting you down, pulling out your laptop and typing in STDs on google images, then explaining each and everyone in bloodcurdling details, right? (;
daAce77 8
Did she have too much alcohol?
daAce77 8
Did she have too much alcohol?
tatababe 1
Well that talk will be burned into the mind of strangers on the plane FthereL
flockz 20
tell her you already know from experience... unless of course your still a virgin.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Don't be silly, wrap your willy :D
HolyHandGrenade 4
Don't lie, you had a boner till she started describing 2 Girls 1 cup in startlingly accurate detail.
kyarush 10
Nice word choice lol
FurryPride 9
But, but.....but your never to old for "the talk".
stinewd 9
guess she wanted to pass down some experiences and good advices to the next generation. family tradition.
chuckychan 8
one-eyed snakes on a plane?
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
must've been horrible if u used the word bloodcurdling
HaIlegra 2
Who?
daysgoby902 6
better late than never
zachherbert 10
how could it be graphic? did she pull out her infected kitty and say " this is what happens if you don't use protection." ?
kdawg360 0
...IN THE ******. ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS? I KNOW IT'S HARD TO HEAR WITH THE PRESSURIZED CABIN AND ALL.
Friaza 29
That's better than her restoring all your computers history then going through everything intimate you searched for in bloodcurdingly graphic detail.
Squirrelx 5
I'm sorry op. That sucks.
eeshleypop 0
Maybe she got bored or something?
shana13 0
what does op mean?
CattyPurry 0
prepare to be trolled 45.
iPoopMusic 0
Lol, guys, it's cuz he's a virgin!
NastyNinja31 0
1 2 your mother gets more play than u
atthegates 0
Maybe she just wants to join the mile high club
shybear15 0
It's okay... at least she's not constantly asking if you're gay... Mine does
shybear15 0
At least* stupid spell check :P
twisted54 1
well are you?
shybear15 0
No I'm boy crazed
MerrikBarbarian 9
ha, I wish mine would ask if I was gay. despite my wearing every gay pride thing I can she assumes I'm straight.
izzabella43 0
same!
donaldthegrump 23
I feel you mate, my parents are catholic, and I'm bi. So. Yea.
SugarCrazy 14
You should've brought headphones to tune her out...
knights95 9
Go on
SugarCrazy 14
14, Go on with what?
lovelydarlings 6
It says plane not phone. It's okay we all make mistakes :)
knights95 9
Your sentence
RhynoBruZ 0
your super ******* hot, so keep talking for us ;)
SugarCrazy 14
I was finished with my sentence. I don't know what lead you to believe I was going to continue.
6tori6 5
he thinks he's being funny becuase you put "..." at the end of your sentence.
77wade 0
your only 14?
teh_uber_muffin 3
You're*
knights95 9
Lol ur username cuts off as "muff"
celticsfan69 0
I think your really hot
celticsfan69 0
Are u honestly 14
SugarCrazy 14
147, Yes. o.O I wouldn't lie about my age on here. Why does nobody believe it?
prince122 0
it's better then the TVs there. I was also entertained! ;)
ciarafox9 9
If your 23 maybe u could teach her a thing or two aswell!
getviolated 5
Unless of course she's ugly to the ninth degree
celticsfan69 0
Maybe shes a ugly 23 year old
FernAdele 9
never too late ;D
ciarafox9 9
In this case, yes it is
FernAdele 9
I wasn't serious..
ciarafox9 9
If your 23 maybe u could probably teach her a thing or two as well!
Carebear423 0
Just a question, why is this one so thumbed down, but the other one, written by the same person, that says the same thing, thumbed up? She probably didn't mean to do it. Chill guys.
Free_Candy 0
76, I remember the carebears.
Andygk15 3
One word: spam
cthomb 0
She really experienced? That's awesome.
FiestaInMyPants 8
Nope, OP's mom is definitely a virgin.
gabby1995pena 4
your pic is hilarious. lol
xxsarahfxx 6
hopefully she didnt lead to her sex life..