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Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML
Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML
Today, I learned that my wife used to strip while in college. I found this out when I brought her to a work party and my boss recognized her. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
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Chazzster 32
OP, I understand the “ick factor”. But the truth is we all have a first time at anything. The chance of marrying a virgin is pretty damm slim. Your fiancé is still the same person you knew before this revelation. Boss didn’t take anything from her.
Razath 17
I mean, it just says "boss", no mention of age. His boss could be their age, or a year or two older. Just because someone is a boss of something doesn't mean they're 50+ years old?
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Chazzster 32
OP, I understand the “ick factor”. But the truth is we all have a first time at anything. The chance of marrying a virgin is pretty damm slim. Your fiancé is still the same person you knew before this revelation. Boss didn’t take anything from her.
Battousai124 9
I would say it's not the "she is not a Virgin" - factor, but rather that the boss is a middle aged man and OP's fiancé is in her mid twenties. Basically icky age gap.
Razath 17
I mean, it just says "boss", no mention of age. His boss could be their age, or a year or two older. Just because someone is a boss of something doesn't mean they're 50+ years old?
tiptoppc 21
Strangely, I actually managed this feat. No religion involved either. I got to do that at the age of 32 as well. Weird…
tiptoppc 21
So 10.5 years would be “ick”? I’ll have to tell my wife that…. What about hugh heffner? I don’t see you mentioning that.