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besosforme Sacramento, United States

Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML

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besosforme 26

Actually... It was! I'm thinking about breaking the contract with this company (after they pick up the finger- and the rest of the waste, of course). They've been nothing but unreliable and difficult to work with.

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unidentifieduser 23

I used to love the word "marinate" but this has forever ruined it for me.

rieebee 23

"Smell my finger!"

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Comments (42)

MidnaLink 35

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

I just ate, then I read this… IDI!

1dvs_bstd 41

good... good for you.

buckdharma 38

Was it finger food?

Miss_Chevious 37

am I the only one who thought of Hannibal at the words 'marinate' and 'ate'?

BlondePsycho 43

Was it finger lickin' good?

IndicaPaincakes 28

I accidentally read it as sugar center. Had to re-read the post, haha.

JMichael 26

Sounds tasty.

vader557 16

Ewwwwww

False_Stupidity 42

Short but to the point and pretty much sums up the FML.

tantanpanda 26

eh, spray some formaldehyde and it will last another week or so.

quicksuper 14

I am eating right now… was eating, that is.

MidnaLink 35

You too, huh.

OysterPearls 33

When will people learn not to eat and read FMLs at the same time?

_parth 20

Might want to let them know the situation, that's just gross.

foxwasalamb 24

i think if they work for a biohazard waste clean up facility, they know what to expect

marctdiaz 13

Offer to host a bbq for new hires?

aleyp63 13

tell them the finger foods are 'one of a kind'

devildog562 33

Yummy , nothing like rotting flesh to make the day go by. Besides if you do cosmetic liposuction you can make soap and dynamite .

rieebee 23

"Smell my finger!"

unidentifieduser 23

I used to love the word "marinate" but this has forever ruined it for me.

benjamn 24

percolate would ruin coffee. oops!

christian1509 21

I'd be more upset if I was the amputee...