Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
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Top comments
WittyMoron 22
The classic shit-and-run. That's what I'm talking about.
Fuaaad1994 31
Looks like you own a troll cat
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Comments (81)
PennyLane27 32
Keep an eye in her, and take her to the vet if she still seems off. My cat only starts to act all cuddly if he's sick. In fact, he did the same thing to me last month, except barfing instead of the other end. Glad i took him to the vet, as hes more or less on the mends now. Hope your kitty is ok!
thegreat579 7
Sooo? Shit in it's litter box. You own the cat, the cat doesn't own you.
twitchtail 21
I'm pretty sure you know nothing about cats.
HBSLICE 11
pretty sure cats are the spawn of Satan and hitler.
The_ghetto_mango 25
#67- they are not. Have you even HAD a cat? You are just going by stupid Internet people who say cats are out to get you, aren't you?
corky1992 33
Maybe she was trying to tell you her litter box needed cleaned out? lol
UmbraSlayer 11
Never trust cats they are pure evil.... But also cute lovable fur-balls it's confusing
Yuso_Yagari 9
I assume you got rid of it right.
team_garra 8
That's when you do it back. Take a dump in its food, all over it, and in its litter box.
writerchic85 26
She's probably sick, take her to the vet. :-(
Beepee04 10
My cat pees everywhere so I know your pain. Cats are the biggest handful!
shade34 19
ew ew ewwwwww!
stevenbro 6
Cat. YDI.