Today, I fractured two ribs from coughing. My doctor told me to stop coughing, or I would fracture them more. I have bronchitis. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
Steffi3 40
Just stop breathing. How hard can it be?
Darkness_Hate 29
How the hell could someone stop coughing?... Fyl for the bronchitis and for that doctor as well.
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Comments (73)
Steffi3 40
Just stop breathing. How hard can it be?
Darkness_Hate 29
How the hell could someone stop coughing?... Fyl for the bronchitis and for that doctor as well.
teentee401 37
("Alright, Henry. Years of medical training have prepared you for this moment.") "What should I do about my ribs, doc?" "Just...don't...cough?" ("Nailed it.")
ananicosia 28
Ain't nobody got time for that
Dale_shackleford 13
Oh lord Jesus it's a fire
MariaGiovanni 25
OP ain't had no shoes or nothing Jesus
heartofhannah 28
Wonder if OP went to get them a cold pop?
llamadramas 20
sorry op, that sucks!! FYL
WittyMoron 22
Some doctor you got there.
SleepyPharma 21
I sincerely hope they did not tell you that without prescribing some hefty cough medicine.
sirdannyboy1 20
Sorry to hear that, OP. I hope you feel better soon!
fuckfuckityfuck 16
Did you escape from a burning building by any chance?
xSpodermanx 9
Yes!!!
Nomaddict 14
if you break the rest of your ribs, nothing can stop you from coughing.
nickie_94 18
Your doctor could at least do his job and prescribe you medicine for the coughing