Today, my boyfriend backed out on our date so he could help his best friend get ready for some kind of drag queen competition. FML
Yuso_Yagari
strictly cum prancing
United States
tittyboomboom
Australia
Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML
Incompetent
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Lahore, Pakistan
Team building
Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML