FML's Showdown #15 By Louis - 28/06/2017 21:00 Choose your fave, watch them go! I agree, your life sucks 419 You deserved it 165 Share Tweet Share
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML I agree, your life sucks 54 850 You deserved it 6 743
Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 920 You deserved it 6 178
Today, my friend, who had begged me to buy them a plane ticket after being stranded overseas, blocked me. They didn't even use the ticket. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 753 You deserved it 516
Today, I fucked up my schedule on my final semester so bad I need to take a course from a community college at the same time I'm doing a full-time schedule at my university. This doesn't sound bad, but then the only course I could get into is at the same time as one of my university courses. I can't graduate otherwise. FML I agree, your life sucks 701 You deserved it 398
Today, I think I've finally lost my girl. I think she stopped liking me a while ago, but I didn't ask because I was afraid of the answer. We haven't texted in almost two days now. FML I agree, your life sucks 150 You deserved it 445
Today, I needed the big forklift at work. The one that gets hidden by people and that has nearly no keys left because they all got lost. I had organised a key and I knew where it was parked, so nothing could go wrong. When I tried to put the key in the ignition, there was only a hole. The ignition was gone. FML I agree, your life sucks 357 You deserved it 46
I vote for Nathan. Don't get why he had to stop in the middle. Major facepalm ?
Jake all the way!