Charles
Norway
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Anonymous
Boulder, United States
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Take what you can get
Today, I was feeling sad and lonely. I got a message from my father-in-law asking how I was. I instantly felt great that someone was thinking of me and wanted to chat. It soon became clear that the account was hacked. The hacker said more to me than my own family on the same day. FML
Fitz
Family ain't all it's cracked up to be
Today, I finally read an email I'd been avoiding. I thought it would be from my dad whom I haven't spoken to in years, and that he was checking on me during the pandemic. It turned out to be spam. The last contact I had with anyone related to my dad was one of his ex's friends, saying she was in jail and needed help. FML
stalkered
United States
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Lose-lose
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Top comments
jamila123 5
He wants you to get an A.
collegegirl87 0
Oh wow I'm sorry. You have a strange dad. FYL
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Comments (167)
amrik 11
always a fun time
shelbygordon44 7
Well then, that's lovely...
rawrsofi 5
gotta love your family
plataapusss 0
what? does your teacher not mind
Daerauko 0
nah, he's hot for teacher.
Bassmasterclassi 2
if your dad is doing it as a joke then I gotta say dad-1 you-0. your move kid.
malters 9
but then again his homework was never quite like this
wintamint101 7
i would die.
PurpleRae420 0
Eww WTF
imacreeper 3
if 1. the teacher is playing along. 2. your dad is attractive and 3. your failing in that class then you are SAVED.
abbi96x 0
Go on his account and start sending dirty messages to his boss.
13yearoldboy 0
go up to your teacher and tell her that she shouldn't be too affected by his messages because he has a small dick.
futtbuck101 1
He's just helping OP get a better grade
EatnBeef 7
I just sent you an AR-15 in the mail. take it and shoot your dad in the head. both heads actually. an mail it back because I like to keep the bullies that killed the people in my closet. they always get reused.
EatnBeef 7
bullets* :)
Prankster7o7 5
120- You mean the casings right? Because I wouldn't think OP would want to waste the time looking for the bullets, and depending on what type of bullets he used, I highly doubt that bullet would be able to be reloaded into another cartridge, unless you melted it down and cast another bullet. Sooo yeeeah.
MissBrainDamage 0
Lol 127. And OP - a man has neeeeds
zDylanz 6
Did she reply?
codyfaber 0
win!!!
sugarycupcake 0
win ^_^
collegegirl87 0
Oh wow I'm sorry. You have a strange dad. FYL
iBanana 17
Strange I an under statement.
collegegirl87 0
Yeah that is true.
iBanana 17
*is
urdirtyolduncle 15
Actually.. it's very nice! I excite!
hiyourcute 0
When I first read this comment, I thought #2 was suggesting that OP change dads...
collegegirl87 0
Hahaha that's funny!
jamila123 5
He wants you to get an A.
spazmattic 0
He is offering his D for and F so you can get an A from that B
spazmattic 0
D for *an F. Why can't you edit your typos?
bubble25_fml 5
oh I see what you did there!!! and I know it sucks that you can't edit out your typos -.-
Every1luvsfmls 6
two d's and an f
urdirtyolduncle 15
^ that would be the exact definition of Cowboy Buttsex. and what the hell!? that's my picture!
Sassybq1 13
^ XD lol'd for 5 mins lol
Just_Because17 0
#3 that would depend, I think the father just has a tad of overconfidence xD
oliveindamiddle 0
33- so clever. you should've ended with.. you C?
Neon_Radikal 0
116 - Furry! o:
livin_plur 0
33 is a major win!
Grimmerie 31
116 and 137: high paws!
jerilyn333a 0
lmfao damn straight.
whiteboy7thst 2
I guess you call that detention...
Dennisse_47 17
Nah man that's definitely extra credit ;)
whiteboy7thst 2
Depends on how big the "stick shift" is on the dad.
heyheywaddup 7
lmao
sterlingarcher 1
hahaha oh man thats hilarious
vyktor_fml 0
Haha I agree with 14. ;)
ultrabroski 0
Awesome dad!
Nikki_ASW 0
Do you have an A in that class? Sounds like he's trying to raise your grade for you.
DrJesse 10
thats not all he's tryin to raise *giggity*
1luckys0b 0
wait till the nudes of the teacher get sent then CC them to me!!
bernard919lewis 0
He would send you pictures of a morbidly obese shemale. Would you like that? Because that's his teacher.
SwaggerMelon 6
YDI for being named Charles.
DdontAaskPplease 0
my friend had the same problem lol
619warrior281 5
Its probably cheeper than hiring a tutor for you failing grades.
llCHR15ll 0
sorry, I don't wanna do this but I can't resist the urge... *cheaper. I'll go now.
Schlimpikins 0
What did he just say? Anyone want to put that in English?
NYC_Yoshi 3
who's having sex with sheep?
oliveindamiddle 0
cheaper*