Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my room mate told all of our mutual friends that he had walked in on me doing woodwork in my room. They all thought he meant he had caught me rubbing one out. I'm actually building a guitar. FML
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
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Top comments
flyboy57 0
it's only embarrassing if you got a small woody.
blackie123 0
...well, that *is* funny
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Comments (65)
blackie123 0
...well, that *is* funny
jake92hsv 10
damn straight... it's hillarous :)
wintamint101 7
he could go to jail for that
joeyrocks 0
u can't put nudes on fb they will delete it
Heinousness 0
Is he straight? That would be wrong. Is he gay? I could see THAT coming!!!
flyboy57 0
it's only embarrassing if you got a small woody.
amerthebomber 0
small woodies are gay
danny1728 0
Wave the flag my man lol
morgan020 0
you have to admit it is kinda funny
mplsmech 0
that's pretty awesome. unless you a short dick man... then not so much, but hey homeboy, it is what it is. ROCK OUT WIT YOUR **** OUT!
wasted0087 0
and Hang out wit cho Wang out!
Glam_fml 0
Hopefully you have a big dick - it could help your sex life. If it's small... Well yeah, your life is ******.
icecreammintz 0
i know huh
White667 0
My first reaction "Well... That IS pretty funny."
ruben7467 0
is the roomate a guy or girl??? if it's a guy that's gay!
curlsandwhatnot 0
because girls tend to do those things, right?
Heinousness 0
I agree on soooooooo many levels( this is meant to sound like a stereotyped teenager/ young adult)
satanstoystore 0
make him regret it. wont happen again.
mastory96 0
well... everyone has to pitch their tent sometime. might as well be morning. there really should be a third button: what the **** are you complaining about? :)