Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend’s place for the first time. In the morning, I brushed my teeth using the toothbrush in the cup next to the sink. He came in and said, “Oh, you found the one I use to clean my sneakers.” FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I woke up and brushed my teeth as usual. My brother had decided it would be a good time to prank me and rubbed a ton of salt into my toothbrush. A while later, he stood outside the bathroom door repeatedly saying sorry. It was Epsom salt. FML
Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
So, use his facial hair trimmer for a vibrator for a couple weeks. Duh. :)
a2z029_ 0
Gross.
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Comments (102)
tennis21 0
Why is your username "ugly chick" That must not give you much self esteem especially because your brushing your teeth with your brothers toe fungus.
AliChronic 0
ew you just use a mystery toothbrush? YDI for sure.
kkoo 0
thats gross. and your brother is kinda an idiot. why would you find a toothbrush in the shower and use it to clean your toes if you shared that shower with your other family members? but its kinda your fault for brushing your teeth in the shower. if your brother is not all that bright, why would you put your tooth brush in there?
skatorchick69 0
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TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0
why would he need help cleaning between his toes.. 0.o
famesetmatch1234 0
u don't need to be so rude. she has a point
shopfitch 7
I always brush my teeth in the shower. We had the same problem in my house.
luckycharm143 5
okay all you retards... it is "my mom and me" because it is used as an object of preposition. "I" is a subject pronoun, and therefore cannot be used as an object.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why do you have a toothbrush in the shower and not by the sink or in a cabinet...? You kind of deserve that one.
InnocentWings 13
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