Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
Today, I went to a party wearing a cute new pale blue dress. As I was walking through the crowd, I felt something cold and wet on my back. Someone had spilled a drink on me, but instead of saying anything, whoever did it pretended nothing happened. I spent the rest of the night with a giant dark blue wet stain on my back. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
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Nonamerequired 0
Since when is glowing a crime?
untalented1 0
you should've tried to pass off as an angel.
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Comments (103)
PoeticPixie 0
Haha, nice. Be more careful with your glowsticks next time
kewlcat 0
hahah i know who this is about i saw them all get arrested last night theyre like 15 16 17
tpag3r 0
i would say be careful next time with glow because my friend needs glasses now because he got glow crap squirt in his eyes... and he cant taste stuff on the tip of his tongue so uhh YDI
Zombierella 2
=P i doubt that you saw them last night... you know fml's HAVE to stay with Today, this could've happened a long time ago ;o
kewlcat 0
noo there were a hugge string of parties last night cos it was the last friday and i saw some guy glowing
seanreddog 4
DAMMIT, I DONE SPILLED MAH BEANS!
flintstone 0
You would be banned from any party I ever had again, or any party I ever attended!! Sloppy drunks like you are nothing but a pain in the ass!! Try AA.
amazinggbaby 2
how does getting glowstick on yourself make you a sloppy drunk? I understand they were drunk but telling them they need to go to AA is such an overstatement
minnieminroe 0
Glow stick glow is not even bright..unless your WHOLE shirt was covered in glow
Nonamerequired 0
Since when is glowing a crime?
Ninjarawwr 6
tis not! he just drew attention obv. FYL this one is so funny (; favourite!
tribridags 0
idk mabye the liquids are poisonous
Puffpie 24
They're toxic.
srhoa01 14
Well maybe someone called because of a noise disturbance, and since he was glowing they knew where he was hiding. So he was the reason 14 other people got caught.
PoeticPixie 0
Glowing isn't the crime. They were all drunk, and most likely underage, since there'd be no other reason to arrest them, and this person glowing alerted the cops to 14 people around him
jmspin 0
they were underage because he said they "were all drunk" and if they were old enough they wouldn't have needed to run and hide in the bushes
redbluegreen 41
Are you sure you're a man? I thought the number one rule about being a man was 'Never break your stick'.
allmidnighteyes 11
His stick breaking isn't the first thing on his list of worries if his juice glows.....
Jazzywrites007 2
OhMyGod... I'm suffocating from all the WIN in these comments. . .
seanreddog 4
I'm pretty sure it wasn't his sticks' juice that he got on his face. Time for him to come out of the closet! Gay ****** (before you yell, a gay ****** is just a happy cigarette.)
poopymonsters 0
someone probably had glowing green diarrhea all over him. glow sticks donts make sense
PandaFluid 5
Call me a tard if I'm wrong but.. last time I checked, glow sticks made more sense than glowing green diarrhea coming out of someone's bootypipe.
OneandOnlyOne 0
Why were you arrested? Were you tresspassing? drunk? Or just plain Dumb?? Oh Oh I know!!! And, it didn't take a glow stick to light This one up!!
suckstobeyou3 0
im going to take a wild guess and say all 3...
untalented1 0
you should've tried to pass off as an angel.
TheUnnamedOne 0
HAHHAHA! You win
ImJustJoking 0
HAHAHA
degoe 0
You know that stuff is highly toxic and gives you cancer. Indeed I guess now your life is fckd! . "It has been said that glow stick chemicals cause cancer;[8] the phenol produced is toxic, corrosive and a category 3 mutagen." check out wikipedia for mor FYL info.
Vacant 7
Yeah because the amount in a single glow stick is enough to cause cancer. I extremely doubt it.
blalien 0
Yeah they'd probably have to put a disclaimer on each glow stick.
som_fml 0
I would worry, too. Though it would be stupid to preach about how mysterious goo causes cancer, and then go outdoors in the sunshine, or use windex to clean a window, or eat highly processed foods, or spend time near computers, or sit on a flame-resistant couch, or paint, or....
AAAAHHHH12 2
More like: Yeah, cause Wikipedia is the most reliable site on the web. Especially since Mr. Joe Schmoe can change history by writing a bunch of bullshit. *sarcasm* -.-'
JupiterPainon 17
Oh yes Wikipedia when you need a hard solid facts always reference Wikipedia, in fact I think you can get a med school diploma just by reading through the anatomy section of Wikipedia
ThunderLightTSV 31
Deodorant, depression, and sitting also cause cancer. What's your point?
angorashi 0
Bet that'll teach ya'll to go breaking your sticks at parties... ;)
shootingstar8D 0
Ydi For going to a underage drinking party with irresponsible people