Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML
Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML
Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
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elliebutton 0
F your partners life.
xxmollyxx 25
Haha how embarrassing :)
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xxmollyxx 25
Haha how embarrassing :)
Reyo 2
Now, you see...if this was a class full of guys, you'd be the most popular one there. And I mean good popular, not bad popular.
Thespade_fml 0
Reverse this fml around that would be funnier you should just laugh it off everyone farts and third
Nex_Iuguolo 0
learn to control your sphincter. your 'partener's will appreciate it.
MR_OHCRAP 0
Well, queefing would be more embarressing.
VegasFML 0
This makes me wonder if this ever happens when my weight training class walks by and peeks in the dance room. If it were us, we'd be laughing hard. Really hard.
elliebutton 0
F your partners life.
MrAdventure 1
Yeah, it's their life that's F'd. Thank you, #2!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I wonder who #2 works for... Also, I wonder if OP's partner contracted pink-eye from this...
blahbbb 0
i like that word .. shat.
Intellectualist 0
I lol'd. sucks to be you!
FarSide 23
Oh hell... I would not have had the balls to stay around at all. At least it wasn't a queef.
sucktobeyou 0
queef is awseome.......it is cool to queef but not fart
greenburbon 0
You fail. That really sucks...I bet no one wants to be your partner again. I hope for your sake that word doesn't spread all through school!
neonokku 0
this
waterynuggets 0
Oh, okay I wouldn't be surprised if this was also posted in the 'girl confessions' thing in Cosmo
Fuk_My_Life 0
YDI for eating gaseous food
pwnrzero 0
meh. ur life goes on. if isnt effed. so i will just put YDI seeriously fml.com should have more options whne choosing whether the person's life is effed
wafflezaresogood 0
its embaressing
11bellacasey 0
lmao u a boy or girl?
j_rock1981 0
How very observant of you. It says she is a girl beside her name. Dummy.
redbluegreen 41
They're a woman.
godilovemylife 0
This actually JUST happened to me, lmao. I feel your pain.
mrda 0
@ j rock. Stfu. On the iPhone it doesn't show gender you crackass. Idk if he's using one but u suck balls anyway
j_rock1981 0
That's actually hilariously idiotic of you. I am on my iPhone and lo-and-behold, it shows a gender. So how about YOU stfu and stop being a douchebag.
imblue 0
I think they mean the iPhone app, not the browser. Try not to be such an irreverent douche. :)
LaughterofCorn 4
it actually shows gender on the app.
BrookeyLynnie 2
Actually I'm on the iPhone app and it shows the gender...