Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend’s place for the first time. In the morning, I brushed my teeth using the toothbrush in the cup next to the sink. He came in and said, “Oh, you found the one I use to clean my sneakers.” FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I woke up and brushed my teeth as usual. My brother had decided it would be a good time to prank me and rubbed a ton of salt into my toothbrush. A while later, he stood outside the bathroom door repeatedly saying sorry. It was Epsom salt. FML
Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
So, use his facial hair trimmer for a vibrator for a couple weeks. Duh. :)
a2z029_ 0
Gross.
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f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
Kyle: The next time Shelly is going to hit you tell her: "Shelly, you're my sister and I love you." Kenny: And I want to take off your bra. Stan: Sick dude! She's my sister.
chocolatepr 4
what does that have anything to do with this FML?
BrownieBoy90 0
Why do so many people on this post think that it was a random toothbrush??? Also I brush my teeth in the shower, it's not ew or anything, just makes things that bit easier...
Sophia93 0
ew
ClumsyJason 3
what r u talking bout? Its her brother not her sister..
addictinsane 0
Wouldn't you taste his foot on your toothbrush?
mandy23q 0
oh yeh cos everyone knows what foot tastes like right ..
margie4peace 11
Grammer police say it's "mom and me", not "mom and I". You wouldn't say "He sst down with I" would you? Me hope not!
Pandasaur 0
No need to be rude about it, especially when you have the spelling police after you. :/
OrangeGlo 0
Anyone with a fifth grade education says that it's "grammar." And I would never say, "He sst down with I." Me think you need to proof read.
leisl14 0
Where are the grammAr police?
AAAAHHHH12 2
The grammar police are telling me that you didn't spell "grammar" correctly.
plexico 4
Actually, Kelsey Grammer sponsors a gang of internet thugs to go around critiquing style, usage, spelling and, coincidentally, grammar. Frasier is coming to get you, sucka!
UnicornsDoExist 0
ewwww
Nonamerequired 0
Well don't leave your toothbrush in the shower then??
beautiful_mayhem 0
blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp. (Also, blerp.)
TeeParty 0
YDI for putting your toothbrush in the shower, you dumb shit.