Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend’s place for the first time. In the morning, I brushed my teeth using the toothbrush in the cup next to the sink. He came in and said, “Oh, you found the one I use to clean my sneakers.” FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I woke up and brushed my teeth as usual. My brother had decided it would be a good time to prank me and rubbed a ton of salt into my toothbrush. A while later, he stood outside the bathroom door repeatedly saying sorry. It was Epsom salt. FML
Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
So, use his facial hair trimmer for a vibrator for a couple weeks. Duh. :)
a2z029_ 0
Gross.
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ky_stone22 0
Umm...ew. Nasty. But, just wondering, how come you put a toothbrush in the shower anyway? And if it wasn't you, still, why is it in there? If you brush your teeth in the shower, whatever, but then wouldn't your brother have some idea about that? I'm just speculating here. But that is really gross. FYL.
Shadic 0
Uh, maybe he put the toothbrush in the shower so he could brush his teeth?
FreddyLunch 0
I bet he was joking, this is the kind of thing I'd say to my brother to annoy him.
Noxic 0
Didn't you tell the people in your house that you use it to brush your teeth?
aback 5
So go puke in his shoes. Give him something to clean out of his toes.
nikkiandyou 0
HA! YES! :D
Ret_fml 0
So you like to use random toothbrushes lying around the house to brush your teeth? Keeping a toothbrush in the shower's weird, but I'd assume it was for cleaning, since otherwise it'd be by the sink, wouldn't it? Not really your brother's fault. Gross.
1215116a 14
Who uses a toothbrush to clean anything other than teeth? And people brush their teeth in the shower too, so it wasn't a 'random' toothbrush, it was op's.
plexico 4
Good thing you cussed him out after the part about cleaning his toes. He thought you'd really be pissed out when he said he used it as a smegma and dingleberry removal tool.
sublime93 0
Holy shit EWW
JustSoLost 8
HAHA. LMAO! I totally agree with this one! LMAO.
sublime93 0
#24, you think you're so ******* smart huh
Intoxicunt 6
If so, he's the only one.
waterynuggets 0
ROFL
AndelleRae 9
Generally most people are raised not to use/take things that aren't theirs. It's not the OP's fault that her brother is a classless idiot. For all we know the toothbrush WAS in a holder in the shower. We can't assume anything based on 300 characters.