Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I woke up and brushed my teeth as usual. My brother had decided it would be a good time to prank me and rubbed a ton of salt into my toothbrush. A while later, he stood outside the bathroom door repeatedly saying sorry. It was Epsom salt. FML
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
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tomorrowbroadway 0
Your brother is a champ.
warmvanillasugar 0
lol how old is this little brother?!
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Comments (136)
warmvanillasugar 0
lol how old is this little brother?!
cloverpi314 4
haha! ewww!
woody768 0
He's nuts! =D
Rallred32 20
Report him for child pornography.
tomorrowbroadway 0
Your brother is a champ.
yikesO_O 0
That's probably what you get. Karma sucks.
Clare420 0
how the **** is that karma?? show the picture to ur parents.
nastenka_fml 0
bunny teeeth:D
nastenka_fml 0
it's a good thing:). E•:
jer13 2
He was teasing the brother? So the brother got him back...
fyourlifelawl 0
lol prolly like 15 that's when boys get disgusting haha ydi op
keke_fml 0
hahahahaha! lesson learned
LD_fml 0
your little brother is clever!
King_of_Kings_2 0
oh shit! your little brother is a genius! GENIUS!!
jackaaa 0
I like your little brother.
nah_fml 0
little brother is just awesome!!
Jimboom 12
Give your brother a loofa for his next birthday! ;-)
z4opv14 0
What was your reaction?